Friday, February 11, 2011

Valentine's Blog Party! Day 1



Valentine's Weekend Blog Party!

Day 1

Welcome to Alien's Castle!


The party starts with a meet and greet in the main ballroom. Our bartender, Asta, is serving drinks.

"Hewe I am behind a baw sewving dwinkies fow my fwiends..I looove mawtoonis specially if they awe all owange..my signitoowe colow, hehehe. I developed a taste fow them when I watched the old Thin Man movies wif my namesake Asta in them. In the
fiwst thin Man Movie..Asta dwags his Mom into a baw whewe she pwoceeds to have about six mawtoonies in a wow! "



And there is a bevy of gourmet food to choose from.

Richie and Ronnie are dressed for the occasion and helping to spread some love.

Who will cupid's arrow strike by the end of the weekend!?

And don't forget Lucy's Kissing Booth!

Guests are invited to pick their choice of bedroom, unpack, and explore the castle at their leisure. No fighting! There are plenty of rooms for all. Some are nicer than others!

Highlights include the hidden grottos with steam fed pools.


Extensive gardens are encased in a greenhouse-like bubble, to regulate temperature.


There are lots of caves to explore underneith the castle that are said to go all the way to Hicbar's core.

Be careful not to get lost!

Remember! If you leave a comment. You are at the party! The more comments you make, the better chance to win a prize! Have fun introducing yourselves and exploring. But try to stay within the pleasure dome. The planet of Hicbar can be hostile!

Tomorrow there will be a grand dinner and Valentine Ball! Be sure to hang up your ball gowns! We will have a special guest performance from Bono!

If you would like to send a picture of you at the party, e-mail us at romancepuppy@yahoo.com

Let the Weekend Long Party Begin!!!

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Unknown said...

How exciting!! This is going to be a great party!!!!

(does Puddles mom know about BONO yet?? Her is going to be all cracker-dog over this!!)

♥ Sallie said...

I'm so excited! Look at all the doggies, people, cats, aliens... and are those vampires?

Cool!

Alien knows everybody!

I'd better grab a nice bedroom while I can.

Rosie Boss Cat said...
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Rosie Boss Cat said...

I will have a niptini straight up with a twist. Where's Pip - carrying my bags, of course.

Purrs, Rosie

Alien said...

*Raises martini glass to Minna* About Bono....

The Daily Pip said...

Is that Bono!!! OMD, thank goodness I wore my super cool, rock star sun glasses.

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Hope he has forgotten about that whole restraining order.

Bono said...

Oww. My head. *Tries to sit up* What happened? The last thing I remember is being offered some Kool Aid. And then I woke up handcuffed to a stage surrounded by talking dogs and Aliens.

I must be hallucinating.

Unknown said...

There will be the greatest pawty of the year!!! It's so exciting and we can't wait to explore your castle, the caves and have loads of adventures too. The bed looks so comfy!!!

Alien said...

Now Pip. I need you to keep an eye on everyone. I have some special guests coming tonight.

Oh! And my mother is trying to set me up with one of the Alien women Roo picked out for me. I'll be hiding in the corner if anyone needs me.

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

OMD!!! We're sooooo excited to be here! We;ve never been to an alien's castle, before! And this is THE Alien we are talking about!

3 doxies said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...OMD...Thank dog ya'll can't see my mum. Her is trying to find a flight to hicbar as I type.

Asta, I needs a drink!

Puddles
PS: sorry bouts da kool-aid Bono but I had to.

♥ Sallie said...

Where the heck are the bedrooms? This place is huge! Hi Priscilla!

Bono said...

That's the little dog that gave me the Kool Aid!

Hey! You! Dog dressed like a bear! Can you help me get these handcuffs off?

Evil Freddy! said...

Mu ha ha ha. Little do they know, I spiked the punch!

♥ Sallie said...

This bedroom looks pretty nice. And look! There is a view of the garden! Wow! Look at all the people coming over the drawbridge. Good thing I snagged a room.

Now to explore the rest of the castle!

The Vampire Gabriel said...

Thank you for inviting us, Alien. And I see besides a bevy of cheetos, there is also a bevy of beautiful, human women. This promises to be an exciting event.

Alien said...

Just make sure your men don't bite any of my guests, Gabriel. *Takes a sip of Asta's signature martini* And no fights with the werewolf clan from Ainead.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

I tink I needs a wittle bit more ka...ka....ka....kool aid to get my motor runnin....den watch out!

3 doxies said...

Uh theres werewolves heres? Is they related to us by any chance? Oh no, dats wolves. Never mind.

Where is Miss Asta withs my Martini? I hope hers stirred it withs a Cheetoe!

Puddles

houndstooth said...

Ooo! I'm off to find a pink bedroom! Then I have got to see that garden!

Bunny

Blueberry said...

Alien, why are you hiding in the corner? Do you know if there's a cart I can put my suitcase on? I can't carry it with this silly splint on!

Blueberry

Alien said...

Blueberry, love! You poor thing. Throw your suitcase on top of Pip. (He's carrying Rossie's bags.) I have a special french blue room just for you.

The King of the Werewolves said...

Hmmm. Perhaps there is a family relation somewhere down the road, Puddles. *Turns to bartender* I'll have one of those martinis stirred with a cheeto too, please.

Damn! The vampires from Planet Caseore are here. I'd better warn my men. Excuse me, Puddles.

Bono said...

What are these handcuffs made of? Titanium! You, Werewolf. Can you give me a hand here?

3 doxies said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....do not take da handcuffs off Bono!!!!!

Puddles

houndstooth said...

Um, Bono, what are you doing handcuffed to the stage. I have my dad's handcuff key here, but I don't know if it will work on alien technology...

Oh, look at the teeth on that werewolf! I have to go look at the garden!

Bunny

Blueberry said...

Oh, thank you Alien! *tosses bag* A French blue room, you say? Lead the way!

Blueberry

3 doxies said...

Where is Lilac? Her has to come see Alien, I hear he is gonna do a table dance.

Bunny, your dad's key WON'T work. I'm planning on taking Bono back to my mum.

Puddles

♥ Sallie said...

These gardens sure are beautiful!

That's funny. I don't remember seeing these garden gnomes here before....

Alien said...

*Takes sip of Martini* Sorry, Minx. No Table dances for me. I have to be on my best behavior. *Stirs drink with cheeto* My mother is trying to set me up with a future bride.

Darn! I told them not to wander down into the dungeon. Hold my drink, Minx. I'll be right back.

The Daily Pip said...

No worries, those handcuffs are made with secret space technology. There's no getting out of them.

But about that whole restraining order thing - it was ALL a big misunderstanding. I just really wanted to try on your shades!

Rosie Boss Cat said...

I feel pretty so pretty so pretty ... lots of cute boy kitties to choose from.

Rosie Boss Cat said...

I am not afraid of some silly werewolves ... let me at them. Asta, fix me another niptini. And where is the tray with the crab cakes.

rottrover said...

Gizmo: Thanks for having us Alien! Your castle is amazing.

Ruby: Oh Boy, Oh Boy!!! I've never been to a pawty before! Hi Alien!

Bart: Is there a room with a king sized bed with no humans hogging all the covers? I'm spaceship-lagged...

Ruby: Let's go find our room and then go meet Miss Asta for a quick 'toonie.

Gizmo: Yeah. Then we can go explore the grounds and sniff out some babes!

Ruby: Gizmo, you're sooo pushy!

Bart: Sheesh.

King of the Werewolves said...

I'm afraid Mr. Pip is right. Even with my superior werewolf strength, I can't break the handcuffs. Sorry, Bono. *Slaps him on the back*

Hmm. Where did the vampires go? Better keep my eyes on them.

Blueberry said...

Oh no! There's Lilac and Morgan now! They must have followed us here!

Crap! She's got a bag full of green papers, too! Everyone, I swear that I was adopted!

Alien said...

No problem, Gizmo. Better grab a room. They are filling up fast. Plenty of hot babes for all! Now where did Puddles go with my drink?

The Daily Pip said...

I call the room with the diving pool. Hey, has anyone seen Sweet Pea?

houndstooth said...

Puddles, you're just saying that so I can't take the handcuffs off! Come on! I bet we can get Bono to do a table dance if we take off those handcuffs.

Lilac, loan us a few green papers, will you?

Bunny

Rosie Boss Cat said...

I think blogger is eating my comments - or maybe it is the werewolves!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Alien that was the SMOOTHEST ride I have ever had. I am really glad you didn't make me wear a BAG over my head like the RH did.
Buddy, Your Castle is OUT OF THE WORLD beautiful.
What the heck is a two legger doing here and why is he pawcuffed???

The Daily Pip said...

Blogger is eating Rosie's comments. She has left 3 and they disappear - is anyone else having this problem? She is getting mad - and you don't want to make Rosie mad, trust me!

The Vampire Gabriel said...

Darn! I wanted the room with the diving pool. Ah, well. I think I'll go hang out in the grotto. A nice steam bath will do me well after a long day of travel.

Alien said...

I'll talk to Blogger, Pip. Nobody messes with Hot Rosie!

3 doxies said...

Oh crap Pip, you had a restraining order cuz you tried on Bono's glasses????? Bwhahahahahaha! He's got more of 'em so it should all work out.

Heeeeeeello Frankie! Good to see you Buddy.

Sorry Alien but I drank your drink and boy was it deeeeelish. Whya don't you be a doll and get me another one?

Puddles

King of the Werewolves said...

Here are your crabcakes, Rossie.

*Sigh* Since when did a king become a manservant?

Thank goodness the vampires headed over to the grotto. (They like warm areas because they have no blood!)

3 doxies said...

Oh YEEEEEEEEEES...I wanna see Bono do a table dance....woooooooooweeeeeeeeeee! Yhank daog my mum ain't heres.

Puddles

Alien said...

Very well, Minx. Another martini with a twist of cheeto?

3 doxies said...

At'll do it! Grab one of them crab cakes from Rosie too.

Puddles

Bono said...

Why are you throwing dollar bills at me? This place is insane! Somebody help me get out these handcuffs!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We will be there soon - we can't wait to explore the caves. And Ciara wants to test out the throne in the castle:)

We just know it is going to be so much fun.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

3 doxies said...

Sorry Bono but I am suppose to take you back to my mum! And since her feeds me I haves to do what her says. So Nope, ain't gonna get ya outta them things.

Heeeeeloo My sweet Sibe furiends.

Puddles

Rosie Boss Cat said...

I will help you get of those handcuffs. I have some teeth - MEOW

Rosie Boss Cat said...

Hey Pip - I hear there's a fountain of youth out in the garden (insert evil kitty laughter) Oops, you are too late, Sweet Pea drank it all.

♥ Sallie said...

*Waves to vampires soaking in the grotto* I can't believe how packed this place is. Alien sure knows a lot of people.

The Daily Pip said...

Well, I found the fountain of youth out in the garden, but Sweet Pea drank it all ... my dreams of reliving my youth are over. But Sweet Pea sure looks like he is having fun!

3 doxies said...

I nevers thought an alien could be so popular...hehehehe!

Gosh, I still has to go see da garden.

Puddles

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Puddles what are you doing with that ROPE around that two legger's NECK??? You can't do that... CAN you? WHAT??? you want to take him HOME with you so your mom can keep him fur a PET???? Are You SURE about that.
I gotta go talk to Pip and Ronnii and Richie. See you later.

The Daily Pip said...

Alien, the werewolves are still eating Rosie's comments, but that's OK, just give her some more crab cakes and niptinis and maybe she won't notice.

3 doxies said...

Seeeeeeeee, even Blogger is skeered of Rosie!

Puddles

Alien said...

Drat. We are out of crab cakes. Who knew werewolves ate so much? I'd better get some more, quickly. It's only day one of the party!

And will someone at least give poor Bono a drink? *Shakes head*

Oh no! It's my mother. Somebody hide me!

3 doxies said...

OMD...look at all da comments and it's not EVEN 12:00 yet! Dam, dis is one fantabulous pawty!!!!!

Puddles

3 doxies said...

WHY IS YOUR MOTHER HERE???????

*ummmm, no mam I haven't seen Alien but I'll tell him your looking fur him (insert evil laugh)
Puddles

The Daily Pip said...

I will distract your mother. You make a crab cake run!

Why hello, Mother Alien, my name is Mr. Pip and i am from the planet earth .... what, no, I never met to lead your son astray. He is a hero in our world. OK, sorry ... have you met my sister, Rosie?n She is a real peach!

Wyatt said...

We just got our invite!! Here we come...Yay party party party!!
It looks so romantic there, Stanzie and George will like that!!

Wyatt

Queen of Hicbar said...

I know you. You're the fellow who involved my son in that prison break!

He should leave that ridiculous planet and stay here on Hicbar. I have a beautiful bride all picked out. Matilda has three heads, you know.

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

What a great pawty!!! It's so cool that I get to spend Valentine's with my best girl, Sallie!!

Kisses!
Indiana

Unknown said...

Wowser!! Look at all peeps here already! What a wonderful party............

I am so glad I came by spaceship. My sissie, Pickles, has not made it yet. Her called and said her is stuck in da Atlanta Airport............something bout a crazed blonde woman from South Carolina trying to make a connecting flight to Hicbar, without reservations. Good Luck

♥ Sallie said...

Indiana is here! Yay! Where is he? it is so crowded. I hope I can find him.

Unknown said...

Yummmmm! Has anyone tried Miss Asta's special Cheeto-ritas?????

Very refreshing........butt I think it is turning my lips orange!

3 doxies said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Dear lawd, I hope they don't let dat pycho path on da plane!!!!!!!
I hope hers didn't bring da ring with hers...hehehehehe!

Minna lets go do some mingling. Pip has a cooler full of burgers.

Puddles

The Vampire Gabriel said...

Mmm. This hot spring is delightful. Alien throws the best parties.

3 doxies said...

Hehehehe...I thought Gabriel was an angel...bwhahahaha!

Puddles

Alien said...

What do you mean there are no more Crab cakes? Sigh. I suppose I'll take the salmon. I hope cats and werewolves like that.

The Vampire Gabriel said...

Oh, I'm an angel all right. *Winks*

Now could you please tell that greyhound to stop throwing dollar bills at me and yelling, "Shake your vampire booty?"

3 doxies said...

Oh Gabriel (hehehehe), I can't do dat...they's my girls and I'll be right behind 'em doin' da same. Now show me your wings!

Puddles

Suka said...

Oh My Dawg! I am so excited to be at this amazing party! Asta, you make one great bartender! I'll take a Manhattan, please! ;->

This castle is pawsome! My human is bummed she can't come because she wants to sit in the steam fed pool all day. If it was snow fed, then I would be in it!

So, where is the DJ?! Let's get his paw-tay started!

Suka

p.s. Did someone woof "crabcakes"?? :->

King of the Werewolves said...

Well, Bono was supposed to play....

I feel bad for the guy. Handcuffed to the stage. Girls throwing dollar bills at him. Ah, well.

I see some human ladies I'm going to mingle with before the vampires steal them all.

3 doxies said...

My mum just sent a text wanting to know what "HER" man is gonna play! We may have to uncuff him so he can "perform".

Puddles

3 doxies said...

OMD...dat last comment don't sound good afters I typed it...bwhahahahaha.

Has Lucy shown up yet or is hers still at da kissin' booth? We may need to get her some more lip balm.

Puddles

♥ Sallie said...

Lucy's kissing booth has been added! Woohoo!

Is there a dJ in the house?

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! Puddles, your mom will be sorry to hear she missed the "performance!"

Lilac! Enough with the green papers! Morgan, see if you can keep her out of trouble, please!

Are there going to be any crab rangoons or pizza bones? I love those things!

Bunny

Asta said...

No pushin, no pushing..thewe's plenty fow all and
Puddles of couwse I stiwwed youw mawtooni wif a cheeto..I am an expawt!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ohhh I see da object of my affection is here I finks I will just go & gaze longingly at her fer now, maybe if I havs enough ovs Astas martinis I will be brave enough to talks to her



Luv
Richie
xx xx

Blueberry said...

THAT is Alien's intended bride? Wow!

Asta said...

The bawtendew needs kissies too
just sayin
Asta

Sue said...

Wow!!! Can all ten of us come? Can we swim in those heated pools? We love Cheetos, they're one of our very favorite treats. Valentine's Day is Fudge's birthday, do you think Bono will sing Happy Birthday to him?

Morgan, tsar, Samba, Fudge, Tess, Sky, Lola, Bailey, Noah and Norma Jean

Anonymous said...

Mee finks mee will go finds mee a nice bedroom n den go explorin dis wonderful castle. It be most beautious here Alien fank yoo fur havin us all

Ronnii
xxxxxx

Alien said...

Well, they didn't have any more crab cakes. But I did manage to get some Pizza bones for Bunny.

Now, Ronni. Be careful not to go into the dungeons. I don't want anyone getting lost down there.

Drat! There is my mother again. *Downs martini and hides behind a potted plant.*

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

What an interesting party you have here! :)

Jane said...

Hi Alien! Hi Sallie!

Why thank you. I will take a martini. Um, you can hold the cheetos. *Takes sip* Now where did those sexy werewolves go? Bono is here? Far out!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

We Beaglebratz missed the Race of the Year an'the after-pawty b-cuz we cood never d-sidez on stuff - WE WILL NOT miss this super Valentine pawty. We NEED tu b seen here so we hafta git mom tu send sum pikchurz.

Shasta - Oh look, there'z Miss Puddles - Oh dawlinnnnnnnn ............

3 doxies said...

Oh Shasta it is so good to see you heres....yippie. I will show you around.

Oh law, MY mum was tryin to use Wal Mart coupns? I told ya'll hers would be embarrassing.

Aaaaaaasta...kiss, kiss....so glad I finally gots t see you.

Puddles

♥ Sallie said...

Yay! So many friends are here! Has anyone seen Indiana? I heard he was here but there are so many people!

We might have to start doubling up on rooms....

Is anyone else drinking the punch? It tastes a little funny to me.

3 doxies said...

Oh Sallie, you may wanna take it easy on da punch....I made it;)

Puddles

Jill said...

What an awesome party! I'd like to reserve that cool bedroom with the stone walls. Can't wait to explore the cave tunnels but better do it before I drink any of that "funny tasting" punch or I might get lost. MEOWZA! What a party!

Evil Freddy! said...

Mu ha ha ha. Spread out my evil garden gnomes. Spy and report back to me. Mu ha ha ha.

King of the Werewolves said...

*Sniffs punch* I think I'll stick to the martinis. Now where did that cute brunette go?

Alien said...

Ah, that is better. I had to change into my red smoking jacket. *Takes sip of martini* Those werewolves had better behave themselves.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Your Royal Highness...(BOWING) I am Frankie Furter, Mayor of Blogville. I want to tell you that your son is one of our most highly reguarded citizens. He his respected by one an all. Alien is a credit to your wonderful parenting skills.
I would like to thank you fur having us all here on your beautiful planet. Could you please show me some of your favorite locations?
Oh Your Majesty, this is Miss Pickles. She is rather new to our community. Would you mind if she follows along with us?
She has a sister, Minna Krebs, butt I don't see her at the moment, and Pickles' brother Rooney will not be visiting. He is ... ummmm Busy doing something with my Cussin Francine.
May I offer you my Paw as we stroll?

Queen of Hicbar said...

Very well, Mayor. It is nice to see my son has some friends with manners. Not like the one swinging on my chandelier!

Alien said...

*Waves to Frankie from behind the plant* That is one good friend. Now to get another drink.

The Daily Pip said...

I am back ... those grattos are CRAZY! I saw things a little dog should never see. OK, now who want a good old-fashioned cheeseburger.

Bono said...

You can stop feeding me cheetos. What I really need is the key to these handcuffs.

The Daily Pip said...

That mother of yours is one tough cookie! No wonder you moved to planet earth. I am a little scared of her, but no worries Rosie is taking care of her ...

Rosie Boss Cat said...

I could really get used to this living in a castle thing. Bono, I told you I will take care of those cuffs, but first I want a little kissipoo. What - you are allergic to cats? Well, I guess you are out of luck, sucker!

Where are my salmon cakes?

The Vampire Gabriel said...

*Soaking in grotto hot springs*

Did anyone see that garden gnome on the rock move? No? Well get rid of it. The thing is freaking me out! How am I supposed to relax and get to know Ginger here?

Gus said...

I'm here...can you tell me when the bartender gets her break?

Gussie

houndstooth said...

These pizza bones are delicious! Thanks, Alien!

Lilac, don't hurt your back doing those dance moves!

Frankie, quit sucking up! For all you know, the Queen will drag you off to be her new consort! I have a feeling your wives wouldn't be too happy with that arrangement!

Bunny

Blueberry said...

I wonder if I can soak in that grotto without getting my splint wet... It looks so relaxing in there!

meowmeowmans said...

Wow, this is going to be a great party! Thanks for inviting us! We're going to go pick our room now. :)

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Shiloh here - Wunder if Miss Puddles added sum of her kool-aid tu the punch?

Are there any cheetos here - did I miss the crab cakez? You no us Beagles HAF tu keep up our strength.

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

You never no when sum of thoze squirrliez will try tu crash the pawty.

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

The Shiloh-man LOVEZ salmon cakez

♥ Sallie said...

Wow! I feel a little dizzy from that punch. I could have sworn my bedroom was this way. Hmm. Maybe it was down these dark steps.

The Daily Pip said...

Blueberry, if you see Sweet Pea in the grotto will you tell him to get back in his basket and go to sleep. He drank from the fountain of youth and all of sudden he thinks he is a young tom cat. He and Lilac need some quiet time. Otherwise, I fear they will both end up at the vets (and expect Bunny and I to flip the bill)

The Daily Pip said...

Don't go down those dark steps, Sallie! I have been down there and it no place for a lady.

King of the Werewolves said...

Sorry. We ate all the crab cakes. Want some of these Frosty Paws?

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Oh yum, Frosty Pawz - thoze r really good tu. ANY food iz good.
Shiloh

♥ Sallie said...

Phew. Thanks, Pip! This place sure is big!

Frosty Paw! Yay! I want one too!

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahaha....Frankie is suuuuuuuch a suck up! And here I is da Governor swinging from da chandelier...heheheheh!

What up Bono? Want some more cheetoes?

Wowzers...why Gus wanna knows if Asta gets a break...do I see love in da airs?

Puddles

Neeko said...

OMD! Miss Sallie :o) What a pawty...

Thank you for the invite. I'm actually on my way to pick up my Girlfriend, Princess Ruthie, to take her on a cruise for Valentine's day ♥
I'll just go say Hello to everybody at your pawsome pawty before I take off on my Magic blankie!
~ Cutie Pie, Puddles! Be careful with the drinks that Miss Asta is mixing... ~

~ Hello, my sweet Friend Pip :o)! Wow! I see your Sis, Miss Rosie is here too... ~

~ Beautiful Ronnii! Have lots of fun! ~

~ Hello Richie! Watch out for your Little Sis; it looks like it is going to be a verrrry wild pawty. ~

Got to run now...
Later,
Neeko :o)
P.S. Have fun you guys and please look after Cutie Pie Puzzle! I'm afraid she is going to loose it with all the excitement...

Alien said...

Drat! There is my mother again. Quick! Minx! Give me your paw and help me up on the chandelier with you.

And stop throwing cheetos at Bono!

*Hears ominous creaking sound from ceiling* Hmm. That can't be good...

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Shiloh'n Shasta here - anyone fer a Rumba dance or a Cha-Cha or even a Tango? What 'bout sum line-dancin'?

King of the Werewolves said...

Werewolves are the best Tango dancers in the universe. Let me show you some of my patented moves! Clear the dance floor, everyone. Somebody put on some Tango music!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Shasta here - may I b your dance pawtner? It duz take tu tu Tango.

King of the Werewolves said...

Lets show them how its done! *Grabs Shasta and drags her to the dance floor*

Evil Freddy! said...

*Nods as he listens to garden gnomes report*

Be careful around those vampires. Now spread out in the garden, my minions! Alien is about to meet with an unfortunate accident during this party. And I will be the future king of Hicbar! Mu ha ha ha.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Shiloh... you had best keep an eye on Shasta!!! I'm just sayin.

Speakin of AN eye.. did you get a look at that dawg with One HOOOOGE Eye and 6 Legs.. The one with the maroon furs??? Boy howdy.. he is sniffin up behind Puddles.
It was soooo nice to visit with Lilac while she was waiting fur Asta to make one of her Orange DrinkiePoos.
ALIEN... there you are!! Your mom had to go off and make some Rules and stuffs... BUTT she said... She WILL be back. I'm just sayin, buddy.

Barbara said...

Wow! What a place! What a party! What costumes! What guests! I'm having so much fun!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I hope Ciara gets off the Queen's Throne Before she sees her!!! THUNDER... you had better Race off and check that out!!!

Where do they have that Two Legger tied up now?? I'm thinkin that can ONLY BE TROUBLE in the Makin.
Anybuddy seen Pickles lately??? She told the Queen that she was going .... OUT.

Bono said...

Barbara!

Be a doll and help me out of these handcuffs? I'll give you this money the girls shoved in my pockets..

The Vampire Gabriel said...

*Soaking in grotto hot spring* Is that Tango music?

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Hmmmmmmmmm - my dear Shasta - I du hopez u iz havin'a GOOD time - can't haf no truble here. Mr. Frankie sir - what HAZ u bin drinkin'?

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

OH NO! Speakin'of truble - there iz the Evil Freddy!

Katnip Lounge said...

Thank you for visiting us, and thanks for the invite! The grass on the lawns looks purrfect for nibbling!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Don't worry Shasta, I am just drinkin the bottled waters that I brought with me. I gotta keep my wits about me beclaws I've gotta make a BIG decision here in a bit.

Alien.. bud could you please send me back to my Sea Quest Heard place now. I've gotta start this very much difficult Judgy stuffs.
I'll be Back though. OK??

houndstooth said...

Why did that little pebble just hit me in the head? Oh no! Why is the chandelier creaking, and why are those cracks appearing across the ceiling?

Bunny

Maggie Mae and Max said...

I MADE IT TO DA PAWTY!!!! It looks like I has to make up some lost time too, so I am gonna grabs me a cocktail(or two or three) from Asta and start to PAWTY!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Is Bono still in da buildin'? Mom wants to know...

♥ Sallie said...

*Covers ears with her paws as Alien and Puddles come crashing down on the chandelier*

Ooops! At least everyone is ok!

Alien! Get up! You have to give Frankie a ride! And here comes your mom! Boy she looks mad.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Wow! My sister Gracie told me you were having a pawty and that's an understatement fur sure. You sure know how to throw a pawty!!!

Anonymous said...

Hurry back Frankie................. Ohh mi head is spinnin.
Now where is dat Pips Mee wants to dance wivs him



Ronnii
xxxxxx

Asta said...

Gussie I'm hewe that nice Wooni got hew bwoofuw to subsitoote fow me so you and I can go dane a bit!
Oooh the woom is spinning, hehehehe

The Vampire Gabriel said...

Step aside, Werewolf. This is how you do the tango.

Musicians! Hit it!

*Steps over pieces of ceiling, takes Bunny's paw, and glides onto the dance floor*

Asta said...

ummm, Alien, I'm not suwe you'Mom, ummm, I mean hew majesty appwoves of me
I twied to bow, but I kind of fell ovew, teeeheeeheeee
so much fun
ASTA

Bono said...

Psst. Bartender. Can you help me out of these handcuffs?

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

OMD! Mr. Werewolf sir - u shur can dance GRRRRRREEAAAT!
Shasta

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Oh WOWZERZ! I think I may faint -all them twirlz an'dipz.
Shasta

Alien said...

Here are the keys, Frankie.

What's that, Bono? No. Sorry. Those are the keys to my spaceship. I have to keep an eye on things here. I think Asta and Sallie are a wee bit tipsy.

Drat! I see more guests going into the dungeon. Excuse me.

Anonymous said...

Oh thank Dawg I made it. Now you'd think that the Queen aka Alien's Mom would have rented a nice spaceship for me to transport the girls in wouldn't ya?! Not! Ding dang rattle bucket of a thang! Parts fallin off all the way here. Lost my left thruster for a bit so we went in circles for I don't even know how many light years!!!

And the girls oh lawd help help me help me! Fights like you would not believe! Between Shannanna squeezin Pearl's eyeballs tryin to make um pop, Odette swingin at Crabrella with a meteorite fryin pan (I thought Mom's iron skillet was heavy!) Pearl singin Patsy Cline I fall to pieces a zillion times over and over and over... Dawg my head hurts, my sunglasses have one lens out, my tie's ripped, my shirt has some kind of slime on it from one of the girls spit balls...

You say there's a bar here???

Oh wait! Where's Alien??? I've got to warn him! These girls are CRAZY!!!

Well all except Neila. She just stood in the back and looked out the window. I do think I caught her shakin her head a few times but who could blame her?!!!

Oskar said...

Asta looks stunning as usual, but that baby cupid picture is seriously disturbing!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Gretchen said...

Wow! We've never been to an online party. Came here through the Saturday Pet Blog Hop. I'll take a Pimm's Cup, please - and a doggie water for Kendall.

An English Shepherd said...

Looks like a big party!

Alien said...

Welcome to the madness Gretchen and Kendall.

Roo, buddy, I was wondering what happened to you. I know! Those girls are scary. You have to help me.

Drat. here comes one of them now! *Downs martini and hides behind plant.*

3 doxies said...

Oh dang, my butt hurts from da fall...hehehee.

HEEEEEEEEY....no buddy gives Bono da key!

Hey Maggie Mae!!!!!

Puddles

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Shasta here - Oh lawdy me - cood sumone PLEEZE git this poor gurl a drink - all that dancin'went an'made me so furry much dyin'of thirst.

Anonymous said...

Well lucky for Alien he's green and blends right into plants! Me on the other hand!!!!...

Okay, he's on his own. I need that drink!!!

Where's the bar? Please tell me it's stocked with Hicbar Moonshine. I need sumthin much stonger than a regular ol' martini!

Remington said...

PARTY ON! Great place you have there, my friend!

King of the Werewolves said...

*Growls at Vampire Gabriel* You think you are a better dancer than me? I'll show you!

Evil Freddy! said...

Good job, my garden gnomes. When you finish planting the explosives, let me know. Mu ha ha ha.

George The Lad said...

Not to late am I!!! plane was delayed. Wow stunning place, any chance of a beer!! did I hear right that my girl is here?

♥ Sallie said...

*Giggles* This is the best party ever! Um, I think we need a new bartender. *hiccup*

Jumps over vampire and werewolf fighting on the floor. Do we have any more Frosty Paws? *hiccup*

Anonymous said...

Jeez this place is big!
Wonder what all these pieces of crystal are doin on the floor? Maybe Queenie's version of a Hansel and Gretel trail to the bar. I'm sure hopin so.

Ah Hah! I see the bar oh thank dawg!

Hmmmmm don't recognize anyone here. That may be a good thing. I need to down a few to settle my rattled brain and my bruised bod.

Asta, please if you can find it... a jug of Hicbar Moonshine for this battered guy.

houndstooth said...

I had no idea vampires were so light on their feet! This party is amazing!

Bunny

Bono said...

*Uses broken piece of chandelier to try and saw through the handcuffs.*

I have to get out of here!

Rosie Boss Cat said...

Gnomes, did someone say GNOMES? I will be right back, Sallie, hold my drink.

Pop, smack, pounce, pow, bang, squish, squash .... silence. That ought to take care of those pesky gnomes.

The Daily Pip said...

Brother ROO!!! Help, I am being followed by two GIANT FEMALE ALIENS. I think they want a piece of me, Roo! HELP!

Anonymous said...

Oh Pip there you are :) Lay low Pip! Those girls are really in a mood! Hide under my barstool until they spy someone else to pick on K?

I'll slip you some of my moonshine. You don't mind sharin my jug do ya?

Anonymous said...

By the way, can anyone tell me what the handcuffed biped is doin here?

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Shiloh here - agin I wanna warn u'all - duz anyone no what the EVIL FREDDY iz duin'in the garden?

The Daily Pip said...

Uh Roo, don't forget I am under here, OK? I here you laughing up there and making the moves on some cute shepherd.

Anonymous said...

Shiloh say WHAT?!!! Evil Freddie's still alive??? I thought Mom well uh erm. Tell me it's not true that he's here.

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

YEPPERZ - THE EVIL FREDDY - last I saw he wuz out in the garden talkin'tu the gnomez - what'z that about?

Anonymous said...

Pip, I'm just tryin to keep the peace. Truth be told, me and shepherds really don't get along too well ;)

I'm thinkin we should sneak out to the garden and see what's up with this supposed Evil Freddy and did I hear right? Garden Gnomes too???

Oh dog poop! Neila went out there! We better check on her!

Anonymous said...

Shiloh you up for a wee lil spy mission? More paws the better I'm thinkin.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL YIIIIIIIIII
LISTEN UP.... Alien... hurry and turn on that hooooge RumbleTron thingy... there is Late Breaking MangoMinster News!!!! It is a disaster!!!!
Asta... I know I shouldn't... butt I NEED one of your Orange DrinkiePoos. Maybe you better make one fur yourself... You are NOT gonna believe what has happened at MangoMinster. THANKS!!! Lap lap lap lap lap

♥ Sallie said...

That Evil Freddy! He's acting all Caddy Shack--digging holes in the garden. I tried to tell Alien's Mom but she was yelling something about antiques and angry because someone broke into the wine cellar and stole ceremonial, Hibarian moonshine. I don't know.

This party is crazy!

Here you go, Bono. You want my Frosty Paw?

the teacher's pets said...

How on earth do you ever get any sleep, Alien? I bet you sit up at night thinking of fun things fur all of us to do and we appreciate it! I hope to make it to all of the pawties this weekend! Thanks for sharing your pawty agenda with us!
xoxo....Daisy

The Daily Pip said...

Rosie is out there battling the gnomes right now (her comments are just a little slow coming through). My brother Sweet Pea drank from the Hicabarian fountain of youth and now he thinks he is some kind of tiger - this may come in handy with those gnomes.

Anonymous said...

Sallie? Sallie? Where are you Sallie? I hear you but I don't see you. :(

What are you sayin bout diggin? You need to plant somethin in the garden? You know I'll help you dear Sallie in any way I can.

Pawticularly diggin ;)

Anonymous said...

Jeez! Who's that howlin at the top of their lungs?!!! Somethin bout a mergency??? Where? Where?

Bono said...

Yes! It is slow going, but this Hicarian crystal is slowly cutting through the handcuffs!

Anonymous said...

Pip, what's this about Rosie clawin at someone in the garden and Sweat Pea's drinkin what???

I need more moonshine.My head is spinnin.

The Daily Pip said...

Maybe if we gave Bono a couple of drinks he will relax about the whole handcuff thing.

Speaking of handcuffs, Rosie has finished fighting the gnomes and gone upstairs to change into her evening gown. Ob brother ...

♥ Sallie said...

Roo? Is that you? Gosh, this place is filled to the rafters.

If you can here me Roo. Run! The queen is coming after you! Somebody put the blame on you for stealing the ceremonial moonshine!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

The Shiloh-man iz alwayz ready fer a little snoop-snooopin'I lovez it. Give me a reezon tu uze my majestic snoopin'mashine.

Evil Freddy! said...

Retreat! That black cat wearing the Queens Crown is like a valkyrie!

Hide in the underground tunnels, my garden gnomes.

*Shakes his fist at Rosie, Pip, and Roo.*

Darn Alien's friends! We need a new plan!

Anonymous said...

Say WHAT?!!! Stealin moonshine Me??? Never! Well maybe but I didn't do it I sawear! K, I'm vamoosin to the garden to check on Neila and see what mischief is takin place there...

Blueberry said...

Hey Bono, I don't think so! *tosses chandelier glass away*

Say, Puddles, are you under this chandelier somewhere?

Anonymous said...

Shiloh bring your snoop snoopin machine! We've got people to see things to do er....I mean we have some vestigatin waitin!!!

Anonymous said...

Pip! Grab the moonshine! We don't want the Queen to swab it for pawprints!!!

Suka said...

Woof! I just sniffed my way out of those underground tunnels! Those were spooky! I hope I didn't miss too much of the party! I could use a drink, and a few crab cakes!

I am ready to hit the floor dancing! Did the DJ show up?!

Suka

Alien said...

This place is like a zoo! *Steps out from behind potted plant and runs smack into his mother*

Err, your highness, I....

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Just got back from a beer run! What did I miss?

Queen of Hicbar said...

You are an embarrassment to the throne! Perhaps I should have named your cousin, Freddy, as the future heir. Have you no shame? We have foreign dignitaries here! How am I to find a future bride for you when the King of the Werewolves is fighting with the king of the Vampires, and someone has stolen the ceremonial moonshine! And another thing...

Asta said...

Pip
You can hide hewe undew the baw fwom those alien woomens..hewe have a nice dwinkie..it will calm you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Me'n Shasta haz tu take a break - b bak in a bit.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Anonymous said...

Alien! As I was scramblin out to the garden I heard your Mom givin you one major dress down dude! and you don't even wear any clothes! Not like I do either ;)

So like I came back. (see me peekin between her legs?) No! I'm not lookin where I shouldn't! I can't believe you even thought that!!!

K, nevermind your lapse. Lean left and I'll grab your arm and zoom you away to the garden k?

the booker man said...

HOLY CATS!
my mama just passed out from learnin' that bono was gonna do a special performance, and i about passed out from that mega bowl of cheetos! WOOHOOOOOO!

*woof*
the booker man

The Daily Pip said...

Psst Roo - I have the moonshine hidden under my fur. Thank goodness I didn't go to the groomer this week as originally planned.

Rosie, come in, Rosie - Brother Roo is under attack by the queen. We need your help.

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