Showing posts with label Alien. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alien. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Fire on the Spaceship

Translated with Secret Alien Technology:


There I was, flying home from my favorite martini bar, when my spaceship's console burst into flames. I grabbed the extinguisher and a bucket of sand as warning sirens wailed and the ship lurched. My heart pounded in fear as I punched in the emergency codes, triggering the auto pilot with one hand, and dousing the fire with the other.

After a grueling several minutes of combatting the flames, the fire was out and I had gained control once again. I thought, If only I had a help mate. A Co-pilot aboard, and in life, the damage to the ship may have been better contained. Was I destined to die alone in a spaceship crash without ever falling in love?

As I surveyed the damage, I thought of my cousin, wondering if he had tampered with my spaceship as he had done in the past. But there had been no word or sighting of him in months. It was as if he had vanished to some magical, winter wonderland.

Perhaps, he had perished alone first.



Friday, January 14, 2011

Alien's Necklace (Part 2)


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The snow continued to fall....


This necklace was given to me by my mother. Hibar has several moons, unlike Earth, and those moons are represented on the center stone.

One of these days I will find my bride and give her my mother's necklace.

I know she is out there.


And with friends, like Sallie and Roo

I know that when I waiver,

when I trip and fall,

they will be there to catch me.



Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Story of the Alien's Necklace. (Part 1)


The snow came after Christmas, coating the ground in a shimmering blanket. I bundled Alien up in a sweatshirt and dragged him outside. He won't tell you this, but he doesn't like the cold. Alien's body regulates his temperature, so it's not the wind-chill factor that makes him hate this time of year. The cold reminds Alien of his home planet, Hicbar, and of his mission to find a bride. Though Alien dates like a tomcat, he hasn't found the right girl. Today I saw him holding a necklace, one of many treasures he plans to give to his bride. He dropped it in the snow, the weight making it sink until only the chain remained.


"I'm beginning to give up hope," Alien said, lying down, letting the snow cover his small, green body.

Using my teeth, I grabbed the chain and the end of Alien's sweatshirt and shook them free of snow. "Valentine's Day is just around the corner," I said, letting him go. "Let's throw a blog party! "

"A blog party?" Alien perked up. "How does it work?"

I teased him by swatting him with my tail. "Leave all the arrangements to me."


Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Alien Spacecraft 101


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"Sallie, your head is blocking my light."


Sorry, Alien.


This spaceship sure has a lot of gizmos.



Will you be able to fix it, Alien?


I wonder what all these buttons are for?


"Nothing a little duct tape won't cure. Don't worry, Sallie. Now let's see. I'll need some better tools..."


Monday, April 5, 2010

Strange Distractions


Um, Alien? Why does Freddy keep cuddling with me? Alien? Hmm. I wonder where he went?

Meanwhile..................


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So that is what a Harley looks like.



Monday, March 29, 2010

The Search


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Alien here,

My cousin, Freddy, has found me.

Sigh. He demands that I return to Hicbar. I'm afraid that if I stay he will reek havoc on this beautiful planet. But if I leave I will have failed my mission...

My relationship with the skeleton didn't work out but I am hopeful my new girlfriend, Ruth, will be the woman of my dreams. Perhaps a woman worthy enough to bring home to my family and rule the clans with me. Ruth promises to take me for a ride on her mysterious contraption, a Harley. I like that she is strong and fearless.

To face my people, a woman would have to be.

What do you think of her?

Monday, February 22, 2010

The Moment of Truth

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Alien here.

Just like on Earth, beings on my planet of Hicbar vary in appearance. Take my cousin for example. Notice how his head is slightly pointy. It is an odd shape, not smooth and round like mine. It almost appears as if he is wearing a built in smurf hat. Hmmm. Now that I think about it, maybe Earth’s beings vary more than on my planet. But I digress. You wanted to know more about Hicbar and I will tell you. Here is a picture.




Notice the number of moons. This may be of interest. Did you know that on Hicbar, solar eclipses happen several times a year and sometimes more? On Earth you may have no more than two “total” solar eclipses a year, but not so on my planet. Each moon passes before our sun causing a period of darkness. We call this time The Moment of Truth. Why? It is an old story and a slightly romantic one so perhaps you may like it.

Years before my time, there was a sentinel being named Geseppe. He was in love with a female named Talula. Sadly, much like your Romeo and Juliet, their great houses did not approve of the match. The first eclipse of the year is the coldest time on my planet. So for two young lovers to run away at this moment was perhaps ill fated from the start. But it is said that Geseppe stole into her bedroom, during this dark hour, and whispered, “Now or never. Tis the moment of truth.”

Talula kissed him tenderly, and though she must have been frightened, for she was but a youth said, “Now and forever. Tis the moment of truth.”

And so they stole into the night, hand in hand. But they were caught soon after by their family-units and separated. That was until the next eclipse, still cold enough to form galactic ice, when Geseppe crept into her room, embraced her in warm green arms, and whispered the same words. “Now or never. Tis the moment of truth.”

And Talula kissed him as she held him close. “Now and forever. Tis the moment of truth.”

They made it further that time, all the way to the Ianian Peeks, but they were found once more and roughly hauled home. The families had fought for years but now tensions raged. Our Chieftain, whose head is square, was at a loss what to do. Each night there were repercussions, fires, murder, and destruction. Talula’s house claimed that Geseppe had scientifically altered Talula’s brain chemistry and Geseppe’s house blamed Talula for injecting him with an intoxication serum. The rumors spread, grew worse and worse, and alone in their rooms, the lovers pined for one another.

On the third eclipse of the year, they were heavily guarded and could not meet. But the next day word spread that two other couples had run away. The fourth eclipse came and still the lovers could not re-unite. It was learned that three young couples had run away, more for the fifth and the sixth. There was an uproar. The rest of the colony blamed the feuding houses; the young couple was accused of starting an evil trend.

And so it was by the seventh eclipse that the couple was sentenced to death, for on Hicbar, these things are judged harshly. The story goes that right before they were executed, when both families lay weeping and pleading the Chieftain to take back his decision, the couple grabbed hands and tenderly whispered, “ Now and forever.”

And the Chieftain said, “Tis the moment of truth.”

I had forgotten that story. Perhaps it is not romantic after all. What do you think?

Monday, January 25, 2010

A Cold Stark Day (Part 2)


Translated with secret Alien equipment.

And then she came, my friend, Sallie. There are no dogs on my planet of Hicbar. But I find them intriguing, especially her. Though I have nearly lost an arm playing her earth games, Sallie chases away the dreariness that surrounds me and makes me feel like I'm home. She is the best of friends.



Monday, January 18, 2010

A Cold Stark Day (Part 1)


Translated with secret Alien equipment.

"Sigh." Alien stared at the snow covered landscape.

"Is the human spirit of spring toying with me?" he wondered, as he eyed a patch of green that had managed to break through. "Or will winter end at last?"

Earth's winter was not as cold as his, but somehow seemed more stark. I'm lonely. As he roamed the barren landscape his thoughts drifted to the pain in his heart. His girlfriend had left him for her own kind, another skeleton."

Maybe she was right to leave me," he said, as he picked at the earth with a stick. How can two people, from different worlds, make it work in a land such as this?


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