Thanksgiving Battle Royale 8

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Sallie and I wanted to be home to celebrate George's Birthday.

George's Birthday Steps Post!

But we had to battle evil Turkeys and Gnomes. (I did manage to smuggle some Turkish treats to help George celebrate when we get home.)

The battle was fierce. There were turkey feathers and little red hats everywhere. I thought we would never succeed. But thanks to my friends, especially a pup named Pip, we were able to ferret them out. (See Links below.) Most importantly, we were able to find Sallie, who had been captured. (Garden gnomes might be great diggers, but Sallie is an expert.)

Sallie and I want to thank Pip's mom for supplying the great pictures and for making this a battle to remember! Be sure to stop by Pip's blog on Monday for the exciting conclusion of the Thanksgiving Battle Royale! We couldn't have done it without you.

And we want to thank everyone else who posted a link. Be sure to e-mail us your addresses. We have special prizes for Pip, Roo, The Elgin Pugs, and K-9 Katastrophie. Thank you all.

Yours,

Thanksgiving Battle Royale 7

And some Aliens, a bunch of Evil Turkeys, Brain-washed Garden Gnomes, Androids, and judging from the links at the bottom of this post, a whole slew of characters.

Where we left off....

After rounding up some turkeys and gnomes in the countryside, it was time to head back to Istanbul. But I left some of my trusted friends and an alien clone from my Time Machine, to be sure no gnomes escaped!

(See Those Elgin Pugs Link Below!)

Get back here, you red-hatted raskal!

I'll tie you up. ( I learned from Lilac.)

(See Pip's Link Below)

Pip had troubling news. In the city, the gnomes had infiltrated the Bazaar, the Hagia Sophia, and a neighboring castle. It would take a united front to capture them all. And we still didn't know where Evil Freddy was, though we had some clues.

(See K-9 Katastrophie link Below!)

And so, while I headed to the rendezvous point with my De-Evilizer Ray, I gave a silent prayer of thanks. No matter what evil I faced in the future, I knew I would not be alone. I knew my Blogland friends would be there to help.

Sallie once told you she was an unwanted Christmas Present( here ) And I spoke a little about how I met Sallie ( here ) So today, as per Minna Kreb's birthday request, I will tell you about the day my spaceship landed on Earth.

I was lost, scared, and exhilarated. I knew the Nitrogen level was sufficient for my needs but taking off my Nitr0-mask for the first time made my heart race.

Ah, but I was free, free from my duties as future leader of Hicbar. The Earth was my scallop.

I spent weeks exploring, playing, making crop circles-- just because I could. But then my supplies began to dwindle, my spaceship grew lonely, and I began to feel imprisoned, rather than free.

Then I met a Romance Puppy.

"You are looking for a bride?" Sallie asked. "That is so romantic!"

I had never seen it that way before. It was my duty, something expected, to find a strong bride who would survive attacks from the royal family. (Cousins like Evil Freddy.)

"You can stay with me!" Sallie said.

"Your family won't mind?"

"No! My mom, Dawn, is a romance writer. She believes that love conquers all. I'm beginning to believe her, but I"m not sure. Do you believe in the power of love?"

And that is how I came to live with Sallie Marie. And the rest is Hicabarian History.

Happy Thanksgiving, my friends.

Oh, And Frankie, I know exactly what to get Dawn and Sallie this Holiday season. (Check the side bar to see some of their favorite romance authors, some of which have new books out for the Holidays!)

Now to get the rest of the Gnomes and Gobblers!

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And so the battle begins...

Come on, Gobblers. Make my day!

Ahhhhhhh!!

Ahhhhhhh!

There are just too many of them.

"Gobble. Gobble."

Blast! Now I've lost my titanium neutralizer and my bow.

Get off me, you overstuffed bird!

I think I'm done for.

Sorry, Sallie, Pip, Roo, Everyone. I can't hold them back much longer and....The gnomes are coming!!!

The Battle Continues...

Thanksgiving Battle Royale Part 4

Who

SHALL

PREVAIL?

The Battle Continues.....

Thanksgiving Battle Royale Part 3

Sallie, Alien, and their friends split up to defeat the Gobblers and the brainwashed Gnomes.

What Gnomes? I don't see any

Gnomes?

Behind me?

I don't see anything.

Are you sure?

Muha ha ha ha.

Alien! Somebody! Help!

Stay tuned as the adventure continues...

Thanksgiving Battle Royale Part 2

While Evil Freddy infiltrated the gnome kingdom, brainwashing them with fruity concoctions, the Gobblers spread out from their home base of Turkey into Europe, Iran, Africa, and as far down as India.

"We will no longer be eaten for Thanksgiving!" the Gobblers cried as they grouped together and began their attack. Little did they know that Evil Freddy didn't care if they were eaten or not. It was all part of his diabolical plan to take over the world. If only the gnomes, great diggers of the world, would fall under his control. But he didn't count on Sallie, Alien, and all their blogland friends. Stay tuned as the adventure continues...

UFO's IN ISTANBUL

Three years earlier....

Evil Freddy lands in Instanbul, once known as Constantinople, with the first of the Gobblers and decides to make Turkey his base of operations. But it soon becomes apparent that he will need more help.

It would be another two years before Freddy infiltrated the Gnome Kingdom, fed them Kool Aid, and made the normally peaceful garden gnomes his mindless slaves. And what were the Gobblers doing as he took control of the gnomes? Find out as the story enfolds.....

Thanksgiving Battle Royale (The Beginning)

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I want to thank those who are brave enough to join me. As discussed, my cousin has taken over Turkey with the help of zombie gnomes and evil gobblers. In order to vanquish them, we will have to fly undercover and orchestrate a sneak attack. The plan is to split up and take back Turkey! But beware as you go into your personal battles. Garden gnomes are evil creatures, as seen in this video here.

And now, as we head into Turkey this November, may the stars be with you all.