Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
Recently, a friend asked how my time machine works. I thought I would explain, for those who are interested.
The device enables one to traverse time by any increment. You can go back in time by a few minutes or centuries. You can go forward in time. But mostly, it is convenient when fellow bloggers state you are one place and you state you are somewhere else. Hence, you are in two planes of existence simultaneously. (Their blog and your blog.) Theoretically, it is possible to meet yourself, well, at least in blogland.
Oh, and here is a picture of my butt for Twinkie's contest.
If Sallie and I don't win, I will go back in time and fix the results.