Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
I want to thank those who are brave enough to join me. As discussed, my cousin has taken over Turkey with the help of zombie gnomes and evil gobblers. In order to vanquish them, we will have to fly undercover and orchestrate a sneak attack. The plan is to split up and take back Turkey! But beware as you go into your personal battles. Garden gnomes are evil creatures, as seen in this video here.
And now, as we head into Turkey this November, may the stars be with you all.