Evil Freddy here......
I am back from infiltrating the legendary Gnome Kingdom. And I am happy to report that the gnomes are now my mindless slaves and will help in my diabolical plan to take over the world! Mu ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha.
After Halloween, comes my favorite Earthling holiday. Thanksgiving, when thousands of turkeys are slaughtered for human consumption. They try and run, those foolish birds, but are hunted down like the beasts they are.
And while Sallie, Alien, and their little friends are begging for left overs, I'll be gathering the refugees and taking the turkeys back to their homeland. Where?
You guessed it, Turkey.
And I won't stop there. With the help of the gnomes and the gobblers, I will take over Turkey this November. Try and stop me, if you can. Mu ha ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha.
This November, Join Sallie and Alien as they travel to Turkey to defeat Evil Freddy, the zombie gnomes, and the gobblers. How will you help? Defend yourself? Write a post about your personal battle with the turkeys and gnomes. Alien will pick the funniest post at the end of the month. Prizes to be announced.