Tuesday, November 2, 2010

2010 Thanksgiving Battle Royale!


Evil Freddy here......

I am back from infiltrating the legendary Gnome Kingdom. And I am happy to report that the gnomes are now my mindless slaves and will help in my diabolical plan to take over the world! Mu ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha.


After Halloween, comes my favorite Earthling holiday. Thanksgiving, when thousands of turkeys are slaughtered for human consumption. They try and run, those foolish birds, but are hunted down like the beasts they are.




And while Sallie, Alien, and their little friends are begging for left overs, I'll be gathering the refugees and taking the turkeys back to their homeland. Where?

You guessed it, Turkey.


And I won't stop there. With the help of the gnomes and the gobblers, I will take over Turkey this November. Try and stop me, if you can. Mu ha ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha. Mu ha ha ha.


This November, Join Sallie and Alien as they travel to Turkey to defeat Evil Freddy, the zombie gnomes, and the gobblers. How will you help? Defend yourself? Write a post about your personal battle with the turkeys and gnomes. Alien will pick the funniest post at the end of the month. Prizes to be announced.



32 comments:

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wish we could be so creative - this should be a lot of fun.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my goodness. BOL
Benny & Lily

Ann said...

But of course, where else would you take turkeys. Sounds like some plan there :)

3 doxies said...

My mum ain't to fulls of da smarticals...her don't know how to do videos!
But, you knows da Puddles would be theres too backs up da Sallie and Alien!

Puddles

Frankie Furter said...

Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeee Evil Freddy has RETURNED.
Just as we breathed a sigh of relief that the Howl O Ween thingy is behind us... OMD OMD This will be... entertaining.

Frankie Furter said...

Did Evil Freddy just EAT my other comment?

Anny said...

Taking over Turkey is no easy feat... we will all be rooting for you :) good luck!

Mr. Pip said...

I think this might be right up my alley ...

Your pal, Pip

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Mmmm Oh! My! ... will try to think of something. For sure this Turkey Royale will be fun to read. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Wyatt said...

That's a lot to think about. We have never met a gnome before....we could probably take one down...haha. Are they mean?

Wyatt and Stanzie

♥I am Holly♥ said...

We will try and do something after we stop laughing!! Love it!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

♥ Sallie said...

Those gnomes are mean! But the evil turkeys will peck your eyes out, for sure. Careful, everyone!

♥ Sallie said...

Um, sorry. It doesn't have to be a video. Just a funny post. Sorry about that!

MISTAYA said...

Taking over Turkey..I think I could be of some I will let you know if M.O.M. will let me go that far from home. Well, you know, it is important to be here to take the treats that she likes to give me.
Hugs and wags, Mistaya

houndstooth said...

I can't wait to see all the posts that come in from this one!

Bunny

Noah said...

That is so funny! BOL

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Just try it Freddy! I'm telling Sallie and Alien!!

Happy Wednesday!
Woofs and Kisses,
The Fiesty Three

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello freddy its dennis the vizsla dog hay we got mixd up with turkeez last thanksgiving and we almost all got blown up!!! but fortchoonatlee we servived to tel the tail!!! ok bye

Corbin said...

Oh dear... this should be interesting!
-Corbin

RYKER said...

Save the Turkeys! Eat Tofurkey!

sprinkles said...

I'm not sure I'm creative enough for something like this. I'll have to think on it for awhile.

Can't wait to see what everyone else comes up with - should be interesting!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh 'dis is most exciting!!! We are on 'da case!!

Moi ha ha ha ha!!!
'da Elgins!!!

pee-s
'da Momma was lol.. 'dis great stuff!!!

Marg said...

Hi Sallie, that is a huge plan to take over Turkey. Hope those Gnomes don't mind working. Good luck to you, that is for sure. Take care and have a good Wednesday evening.

Roo said...

OMD! I'm dyin here BOL! takin the gobblers back to their homeland where else...Turkey! Y'all kill me. You really did. I swallowed my tongue laughin and then was chokin. Barely made it.

Thank goodness I did or I wouldn't be sittin here still smilin like a loon :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: I'll think on this battle the Evil Freddie thing and get back to ya ;)

George the Lad said...

Thats so funny, I don't think I will have time I would have love to but I'm to tied up with my Birthday things. I will look forward to the posts
See Yea George xxx

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

But those turkeys are so tasty... Mom says we can have a little if it puts us to sleep..


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

meowmeowmans said...

Sounds like a battle royale! We are going to have to watch this one carefully!!!

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Sallie, Stumpy and I will be happy to join you, Alien and Freddy for leftovers!

Priscilla said...

It's sounds so interesting and full of excitement too! Looking forward to hearing more about the battles from you.

The Luke said...

This should be tons of fun! I'm conflicted on a counta I don't like to fink about the turkeys takin the big nap... but then again, they sure are tasty. Just sayin.

I'm gonna put my finkin cap on though!

wif love from the Luke

P.S. I have known at least one Garden Gnome that was pure evil!

road-dog-tales said...

We can't wait to see what adventures are in store for Turkey Day Battle Royale! Hmmmm, do we hear an X-PAWS adventure in the works???

The Road Dogs

Draco and his Mom said...

Hi Sally, I can't wait to see what transpires between the turkeys and the gnomes.
Wags,
Draco

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