Translated With Secret Alien Technology:
My cousin, Freddy, has found me.
Sigh. He demands that I return to Hicbar. I'm afraid that if I stay he will reek havoc on this beautiful planet. But if I leave I will have failed my mission...
My relationship with the skeleton didn't work out but I am hopeful my new girlfriend, Ruth, will be the woman of my dreams. Perhaps a woman worthy enough to bring home to my family and rule the clans with me. Ruth promises to take me for a ride on her mysterious contraption, a Harley. I like that she is strong and fearless.
To face my people, a woman would have to be.
What do you think of her?