Sunday, November 21, 2010

Thanksgiving Battle Royale 6

Translated with Secret Alien Technology:

Out of the darkness, I heard my name....

"Allllliieeenn. Allllliiieeen. Get up, Alien!"

Was it Evil Freddy and the gnomes? Had they come for me? And then I heard a rumbling noise coming from the forest. My life flashed before my eyes. All my old girlfriends, like Ruth, appeared before me. I would fail in my mission. I would not return to Hicbar with my bride. What would happen to Earth? What would happen to Sallie?

"Alien! Get up!"


"Are you protecting Earth or getting a suntan?"

Um....Who are all those people behind you?

"Where's Sallie, Alien?"

(And look (below in the linky) for my other friends who came to help fight the turkeys and evil gnomes!)

Thank goodness you all came!

"Nobody messes with Alien! Ribit. "

"But these pesky garden gnomes are everywhere, Alien." (I hear it is worse in Istanbul!)

(See Pip's Link, below!)

Alright. * I slowly gained my feet, stirred by the bravery of my friends.* This is the battle plan. Ruth. You stay here and round up the turkeys and gnomes in the countryside with ET, Alf, Cartoon Roo, your motorcycle gang, and everyone else. I'll head back to the city to help Pip and his crew. I hope someone rescues Sallie. Josie, be sure to keep those guys in line!

(See Those Elgin Pugs Link Below!)

Hmm.... Better yet. Perhaps I'd better clone myself for this one......

Come on everyone! Time to kick some Turkey and Garden Gnome behinds!

And so began the final battle. The Thanksgiving Battle Royale!


Unknown said...

Whoa that is scary that gnome looks like he has a weapon!!


Remington said...

Bravo! Fantastic post! I was on the edge of my seat all the way through....

K9 Katastrophie said...

go Alien!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Mr. Gnome is very scawy
Benny & Lily

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Scary!!! What a great post!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

We love all these gnome adventures you darlin' doggies are having. What fun!!!!!!!!! Happy Monday.

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello sallie its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow those nomes ar just like aydjent smith with the way they replikayt!!! eksept they hav hats!!! gud luck yoo wil need it!!! ok bye

Anonymous said...

Yippee! I knew you were gonna be okay, Alien. I KNEW it! Now get crackin'! The world needs you!

Wiggles & Wags,

Sam said...

OK, that toad is super scary. I'd much rather fight turkeys!

Good job, alien, warding off evil!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I'm with you Alien. I knew you would get up and GOING. Can't wait to see how this is gonna end up. I am comin in with Josie.
Your furend, Agent 0087

Anonymous said...

Oh what fun! I'm laughin so hard I don't know if I'll be able to continue =P I'm also wantin to take a nap with toady :) She's hot!

Waggin at ya,

The Daily Pip said...

I agree, no time for a suntan! We are counting on you to return to the city and help us. Rosie took care of a couple of the gnome leaders, but she is threatening to jump ship and return to Rome and her Italian boyfriends.

Your pal, Pip

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Alien... IzZY here!! You gotz everyone working to bring you to safty!!!!!

I'z have faith in Josie Posie and all of bloggyville that you will be saved!!!!!!!


houndstooth said...

We're so relieved to hear from Alien again! I have a feeling that we'll prevail over those evil gnomes now!


sprinkles said...

I don't think I've ever seen so many gnomes in one place before. Scary!

Levi said...

Wow! What adventures fighting those das-terd-ly knomes and the evil Freddie! I hope I am up to the challenge to join the fight!!

Thanks for visiting me- let's definitely be furiends :)

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Don't worry Sallie!! We'll get those evil gnomes!!


Golden Samantha said...

Wonderful story and pix - !!! Love the funny about gnomes in Istanbul BOL!!! Thanks for coming over - will grab your URL and bees pals!
Sammie and Avalon

Ruth said...


For Ben's photos, grass is best but it doesn't really matter. Thanks for the coment!

Anonymous said...

That was a lot of fun Sallie :) I am home now and will be resting...for days ;)

Waggin at ya,

PeeS: Hope your Thanksgiving is fabulous!

kissa-bull said...

wow sounds like funners. maybe we can prepare out PTO Society for battle next.we hopes you have a gweat thanksgiving

pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack
and the wee ones

Ruth said...

Photos from fall with grass will do just fine for Ben's party.

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