Santa's Baby: Evil Freddy Kidnaps Mrs. Claus!

Mu ha ha ha! Evil Freddy here!

Disguised as Mrs. Claus, I will replace the elves with Garden Gnomes-while Santa is delivering presents- and take over the North Pole! Mu ha ha ha!

Oh, Santa baby...

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me.

I've been an awful good girl.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue. (Make that Outer Space!)

I'll wait up for you dear.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot.
I've been an angel all year.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed,

To a platinum mine.
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a

duplex, and checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,

With some decorations bought at Tiffany's.

I really do believe in you.
Let's see if you believe in me. (An Alien!)

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone.

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Hurry down the chimney tonight!
Hurry down the chimney tonight!

Merry Christmas!

I'll be taking those presents! Mu ha ha ha!