Friday, January 27, 2012

Lonely Space Alien

Translated with Secret Alien Technology:

Alien, here.

Seems like everyone is scrambling for dates to the Blogville Valentine's Dance. See some recent posts here and here!

I have a problem too.

It isn't my lack dates, though most women are more interested in riding in my spaceship then spending quality time with me. See for yourself--

"Alien, are you taking me to the Valentine's Day Dance? Call me later!"

"Alien! I demand you take me to the Valentine's Dance. Pick me up early so we can cruise around in your spaceship. Oh, and by the way, your mother says to call her. She likes me best."

"You wish you looked this good in a bra!"

Oops! Forget that last one!

*Sigh.* Everytime I try to get to know a girl better, some crisis happens and I have to fly off on an adventure. I can't seem to find the right time to properly court a wife. Perhaps I should go single to the event? Maybe a mystery girl awaits me? Then again, last year my mysterious Lady in Red turned out to be Roo.

Valentine's Day....What's a lonely space alien to do?


Remington said...

Your perfect someone will be coming along soon....

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Want me to Hook you Up with my Cussin Francine?

Hey thanks fur letting us know how good the new Aquatic Center of Blogville looks from Up...THERE.

Sketching with Dogs said...

We say, wait for the mystery girl!
Have a good time at the dance.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Bassetmomma said...

Well, you have quite a dilemma there don't you Alien. Don't you have telepathic waves that could help you decide what to do? Good luck with the dance!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Awwwww....Tink we needs to do some match makin here! Park dat space ship and find dat girl! You is a handsome dude so you should have no troubles at all!

The Daily Pip said...

She's out there, my friend! And if my assistant would ever let me off this couch, I would help you find her.

Your pal, Pip

P.S. Uh, I wouldn't let Rosie see this post. If she finds out there are other ladies courting you, she may go a little CRAZY!

3 doxies said...

Oh poor Alien, you so sad cuz I looks betters in a bra...dat is why you sad ain't it?

Why don't youask one of them girls Roo had picked out furs you a long time ago?


3 doxies said...

Oh and my mum wants to knows if her has to return da hostage?

PS: Your Valentine's day party was too freakin' awesome, I had da BEST time last year!!!!!!!

3 doxies said...

Hehehehe...I did see them girls...I so sorry they couldn't be as hawt like me.

Hey, can I drives your spaceship again?


Stewey said...

Awwww - poor Alien. I'm sure you'll find the perfect girl :)

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Does Evil Freddy have a sister?

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...maybe you should go in drag? I hear gals tend to open up more to gals ;) You could really get to know them maybe ya know like whether or not they're spaceship diggers or not ;)

I won't be there this year butt I'll be listening in with my intergalactic gossip gatherer to see how everyone's not behavin Hardy Har Har :)

Waggin at ya,

Pup Fan said...

Hmmm... I can't wait to see what happens!

Scooter said...

Hey Alien!
Wow, this just won't do at all! You have to have a date for the big event. Maybe Princess Leia is available?!? She'd understand about the busy schedule of a space hero. Hmmmmm.
BTW: I'd pass on that offer for Francine if I were you. Heeheehee.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

sprinkles said...

My boys are both so wild with joy over their dates to the big dance that they can hardly contain themselves!

I think you should go, Alien! Even if you don't bring a date, you never know who else will be there.

Chicco said...

I hope you can find the perfect girl for you :)
Have a nice sunday.
Woof, woof,


meowmeowmans said...

Don't worry, Alien. Surely the right girl will come along soon.

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