Translated with secret ALIEN technology.
I have travelled far and wide to find where my cousin is hiding. Of all the planets in the Uter System, I find him here. Why?
That is the word that echoes in my head. Over and over a mind warping mantra. The ground is covered in slimy moss. The air is filled with the disgusting smell of flowers. He refuses to come home and take his rightful place on the Hicbar throne. It is a disgrace to our people. Why does he wish to stay on this planet called Earth? Can one of you strange creatures explain it? I will take over this terrible world. I will bend it to my hand, crush those weaker then myself, and force them to be my servants. I will send my cousin running back to Hicbar. * evil maniacal laughter* I will steal the heart of his best friend, Sallie.