Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
Out of the darkness, I heard my name....
"Allllliieeenn. Allllliiieeen. Get up, Alien!"
Was it Evil Freddy and the gnomes? Had they come for me? And then I heard a rumbling noise coming from the forest. My life flashed before my eyes. All my old girlfriends, like Ruth, appeared before me. I would fail in my mission. I would not return to Hicbar with my bride. What would happen to Earth? What would happen to Sallie?
"Alien! Get up!"
"Are you protecting Earth or getting a suntan?"
Um....Who are all those people behind you?
"Where's Sallie, Alien?"
(And look (below in the linky) for my other friends who came to help fight the turkeys and evil gnomes!)
Thank goodness you all came!
"Nobody messes with Alien! Ribit. "
"But these pesky garden gnomes are everywhere, Alien." (I hear it is worse in Istanbul!)
(See Pip's Link, below!)
Alright. * I slowly gained my feet, stirred by the bravery of my friends.* This is the battle plan. Ruth. You stay here and round up the turkeys and gnomes in the countryside with ET, Alf, Cartoon Roo, your motorcycle gang, and everyone else. I'll head back to the city to help Pip and his crew. I hope someone rescues Sallie. Josie, be sure to keep those guys in line!
(See Those Elgin Pugs Link Below!)
Hmm.... Better yet. Perhaps I'd better clone myself for this one......
Come on everyone! Time to kick some Turkey and Garden Gnome behinds!
And so began the final battle. The Thanksgiving Battle Royale!