Saturday, February 26, 2011

The Banquet


It is the weekend of the big banquet. All of blogville is celebrating the Big Race between Pip and Bunny. The champagne is flowing, the girls are breathtaking, Bono has been let loose for a repeat performance, and I am fit to be tied. Hmm. Now where did I put that tranquilizer. Pip is going on and on.

Oh, And there is Oprah. I've been meaning to speak with her.

A toast to friendship! To the best friends an Alien could have.

Yours,


48 comments:

rottrover said...

Here's to furiendship!!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Frankie Furter said...

CHEERS my Furend... glad to have you here!!!

Wyatt said...

Lookin' good Alien! Stanzie says, save a dance for her!!

Wyatt

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Cheers, furiend!

Woofs,
Pepsi

Alien said...

Has anyone seen Oprah? I need to speak with her.

Come, Stanzie. Lets have a twirl around the room. Perhaps we shall spot her.

Amber-Mae said...

Hi Alien! Hope you're having a goo time so far at the Banquet.

3 doxies said...

Let's toast to ME...hehehe...oh dis bubbly stuff tickles my tongue...bwhahahahaha...OMD, dat came ot bad sounding.

Puddles

Maggie Mae said...

I will drinks to dat! You is da best Alien!
Let's pawty!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Alien said...

Ah, this is one of my favorite songs. *Takes sip of champagne and slaps Bono on the back.*

Sorry about the last time, friend. But I'm a softy for the ladies. *Wink*

Remington said...

This party ROCKS! Hey, is that Maggie over there?

♥ Sallie said...

I think so. This place is so crowded!

3 doxies said...

OPRAH....OPRAH....wheres you at????
ALIEN"S LOOOOOOOOOKING FUR YOU!

Oh is dat Remington?

Puddles

♥ Sallie said...

I think Alien has a crush on her.

I just realized what Alien said! "Fit to be tied." LOL! He always gets human expressions wrong. *Shakes head*

Alien said...

Hmm? Well I am from a different planet. *Takes sip of champagne*

Now which way did she go. Oprah would make an excellent queen.

3 doxies said...

(gurggling champain)...Alien I thinks Oprah would looks luverly in a crown and staff but I do wonders if her'll talk too much.

Puddles
*fit to be tied...bwhahahaha*

Mr. Pip said...

Right back at you, buddy. No hard feelings about that whole tranquilizer thing. It kind of made me feel good, took the edge off. Maybe after one more shot, I will be ready to speak with Oprah.

♥I am Holly♥ said...

We are glad everyone is having fun at the party! We hope you find Ophra soon! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Benny and Lily said...

Oh alien...pawrty time. You are even on our blog. Your picture is in the band photo, BOL
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

Alien, what an elegant post! I hope after you got done dancing with Lilac that you had a dance saved for me!

Bunny

Alien said...

Very, funny. Minx. I kept hearing Bono say he was fit to be tied. I thought it had something to do with the ropes draped around him.

Ah, well.

You might be right about Oprah...

They should call her Oprah the magician.

She can magically disappear before your eyes!

rottrover said...

OOOOOO look! Remington is dancing with Maggie Mae! What a great-looking couple!

Alien said...

Pip want's Oprah too? Damn. All the girls fall for him. I'd better find her fast.

rottrover said...

We haven't seen Pip or Oprah since she got here... She's probably interviewing Bono...

Mr. Pip said...

Who you calling a man! I am no man, I am a dog.

houndstooth said...

Alien, do you know anything about why Lilac is showing Oprah the inside of her suitcase?

Still waiting for my dance!

Bunny

Mr. Pip said...

Now about Oprah, I see her as more of spiritual counselor ...I suppose if you don't get in the way of my spiritual awakening, it is OK if you make her your queen.

Ruh Roh, it's the Oprah Police, I have had dealings with them before, they don't mess around. Quick HIDE!

Mr. Pip said...

LILAC! Watch out behind you - it is the Oprah Police! Don't mess with them!

3 doxies said...

My mum likes to tie da Bono up...OMD, did I just say dat allowed? Bwhahahahaha...Oh I's gonna gets in trubles!

Seriously Pip has had dealin's with da police so he knows.

Puddles

Amber DaWeenie said...

Tings are startin' to gets a little wild!!

Minna Krebs said...

Hey! I was getting ready to 'toast' and it looks like all da champagne is gone already!?!?!?!?

***Raising glass of Boones Farm Strawberry Wine*****
Cheers Everybuddy!!!

Alien said...

*Hiding with Pip in the coat room*

I'm sorry, Pip. My mother has been pressuring me about finding a bride..I forgot. Bros before, um, ladies. Now, how are we going to sneak past Oprah's guards?

houndstooth said...

OMD! Lilac just pooped on the Oprah guard's shoes and pushed them in the suitcase when they were looking down! Run for it, Pip and Alien!

Mr. Pip said...

Good gravy, we are in deep. You don't know these people - they are BAD NEWS. I have had run ins with her security before - you know that whole restraining order thing. Lilac pooped in the wrong shoe this time - she may have to go in the doggie protection program.

We need a plan ... or maybe another cheeseburger.

houndstooth said...

I guess I can call in Morgan if you want. Oprah's people will think twice about messing with her!

Bunny

Lorenza said...

The Banquet is pawesome!
I have been having lots of fun!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

scotsmad said...

We'll drink to that......or anything else!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Peggy Frezon said...

A toast to great bloggy pals! The banquet must be full of lots of toasting going on!

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

What a wild and crazy party! LOL!

Alien said...

Ah, I love my girls--trying to protect me. I'm worried for Lilac though. Perhaps we should call Judge Remington?

Now where did I put my glass of champagne...

3 doxies said...

*gulping chapagne* puuuuulease tells me dis ain't da last.

Oh, I has springs in my legs so I don't needs a stool, ladder, or keg...well, I'll take da keg anyhows.

Puddles

Mr. Pip said...

I think the O mafia has left the building. Lilac you can come out now. Oh and you don't need this anymore either *removing lampshade from Lilac's head*.

Alien said...

Let it be said that Alien and Mr. Pip took on the O mafia and won!

Um, Lilac, love. What is up with the handcuffs?

houndstooth said...

Oh geez! Guys, I'm working on the lock! Lilac ran off with Bono and the green papers. Dad has a whole keyring full of handcuff keys here. One of them has to work!

Mr. Pip said...

We can beat the O Mafia,but we can't beat Lilac! She is truly a force to be reckoned with. At least, she locked us in the closet with the champagne. *lifting glass* Cheers!

Mr. Pip said...

I'm curious though ...what do you think is in that strange, over-sized wardrobe?

road-dog-tales said...

PeeS - Alien, could you email us? We have a quick favor to ask you about a photo. Thanks!
Just click our name and there's an email button at the top.

The Road Dogs

Alien said...

I've never seen a bigger closet in my life! Well, except for Bunny's. *Winks at Bunny trying to unlock them.*

Cheers, Pip! *Clinks their glasses together.*

There is no one I would rather be trapped in a closet with.

Wait a second...Is there someone else in here?

sprinkles said...

That champagne looks so good.

My boys went to the banquet and they had such a good time! They barked about it for days afterwards.

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