Monday, March 21, 2011

Fairy Tale Romance: Little Red Riding Hood



Once upon a time there lived a small doggie who loved everything romance, including the color red. One day she was romping through the woods in her red cape, when an Alien appeared from outer space. "Hello, little red riding hood," he said.

"Um, actually, my name is Sallie Marie."

"Ah, my mistake."
"That's ok. Say, what big eyes you have, Alien," Sallie said, staring into black, triangular depths.

He smiled. "The better to see you with, my dear."

Sallie blushed. "Aww. That is so romantic! Do you like the color red?"


"Oh, yes. In fact I have a red smoking jacket that I'm rather fond of. "

Sallie jumped for joy. "Yay! We should be best friends!"

And so they went playing in the woods. Becuase if a girl isn't afraid of Aliens, she certainly isn't afraid of puny wolves.


To read various versions of the original fairytale. Click here!

30 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

WHY would I ever what to read some other version of this tale... YOURS simply MUST BE THE BESTEST of them all. BRAVO!!! MORE MORE MORE!!

Dolce said...

That is such a great story!! Dolce

Oskar said...

What a wonderful story!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Kari in WeHo said...

Bring on the wolves!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

scotsmad said...

Wonderful story....who even needs wolves.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Alien could just teleport you if you happened on any wolves.

Mr. Pip said...

OMD! The Lady in Red! It was Sallie all along. My mom had some crazy notion that it was her, but don't worry, I will set her straight!

Your pal, Pip

Zona said...

Miss Sallie Marie, you look beautiful in red!!!!

Wags,
Zona

Wyatt said...

That is a lovely story....but what happened to grandma and the basket of muffins??

Are there any muffins leftover??

Wyatt

Asta said...

Sallie
I looooved youw stowy much bettew than the othew vewsions and you make a most bootiful Wed widing hood.
How lucky to find youw best fwiend and always have him thewe to play wif you.
I'm sowwy I haven't visited lately, but you awe iin my heawt and I've missed you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Beautiful story, Sallie - and we love your red cape. We are so glad you have Alien to keep you safe in those woods, you never know what could be lurking.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Cocorue said...

nice red cape Sallie and we love your version very very much, thanks for sharing

chikisses
coco and tiffy

jen said...

Great story Sallie! You are so lucky to have Alien to watch over you:)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Dat was such a wonderfur story. Thank You

Benny and Lily said...

That is the best fairy tail we ever read
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

That was a wonderful telling of the tale, Sallie and Alien! I love your red riding hood, too.

Our favorite fairy tale is Beauty and the Beast! Mom is still a sucker for a good retelling of that one!

Bunny

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Lovely story, more more!

Woofs,
Pepsi

Roo said...

So that's how y'all first met! ...and they lived happily ever after ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Thinkin I would have made a great Big Bad Wolf ;)

Amber-Mae said...

BOL! I love YOUR version better than the original one!!!

Suka said...

hey Sallie,

What a great version of the fairy "tail"! I love happy endings, and yours is just that! And you look so pretty in your red cape, no wonder Alien has big eyes to take in all your loveliness!

Suka

rottrover said...

Phew!! We thought that green guy might be evil Freddy!! We love a happy ending!!

Madi and Mom said...

What a good story....If you need an agent, I'm available....I work for treats too!!
Hugs Madi

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! LOVE it! ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anny said...

Your version sure sounds much much better :D And Sallie.. you look real pretty in red :)

woofs n licks,
Dommy

Pup Fan said...

Hehe... this version is awesome!

Brian said...

Love it, love it, love it!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Very Cute -
miss'd you guys

hugs,
IzZY, Josie, TriXie and Anakin Man

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey Sallie - Shiloh here.
That was the bestest Red Riding Hood story I ever did read. When is the movie version coming out - u will b the star of course?

Almost fergot - I iz havin'a barkday pawty tumorrow, 9/26. PawsBang will b playin'all day an'we will b havin'a give-away tu. Come on by an'bring Alien.

Mollys Momma said...

I always wondered how you two met and now I know. Deffo my fav version of this tail I must say

Love
Momma Tea
xxx x xxx

meowmeowmans said...

We like your version of the story best of all! :)

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