No. I haven't been drinking too much Hibarian moonshine. This is my latest Time Travel experiment. These photos capture Sallie and I moving faster than the speed of light.
And it is good timing too. I've heard some disturbing reports of piracy lately. No. Not Internet piracy.
Actual pirates on the open seas. And to make matters worse, one of the reports described the ringleader as a small green man with a pointy head. Sallie and I are off to investigate. I have a sinking feeling that my cousin, Freddy, is involved. Stay tuned...