Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
Alien here. Today I learned why you must never, ever, play with time.
I was setting up my stand for the Blogland Picnic, when a strange floppy-eared being peeked at me from behind a flower pot.
I blinked and put the cork back on my bottle of Moonshine. She looked like a dezien of Hicbar, but something was off. I had never seen ears quite like hers.
Intrigued, I called Sallie over to watch the stand so I could investigate.
When the strange creature shyly emerged from behind the Pansies and Gardenias, it was as if time stood still. We stared at each other. A dark cloud passed over the sun and a shiver ran through my endocrine system. "Who--"
"Sorry," she said, eyes darting to the ground. "I didn't mean to mess with your time machine. But I had to warn you!"
"My time machine? " A sinking feeling swarmed in my gut. "Warn me about what?"
She hesitated. "I just wanted to tell you to watch out for Cousin Freddy. He's at the picnic and up to no good."
I narrowed my slanted eyes. "Who are you?"
She swallowed thickly and glanced up once more. "I'm your daughter from the future."
And that is when I passed out and Sallie rushed me to the medical tent.