Thursday, December 22, 2011

Santa's Baby: Evil Freddy Kidnaps Mrs. Claus!


Mu ha ha ha! Evil Freddy here!

Disguised as Mrs. Claus, I will replace the elves with Garden Gnomes-while Santa is delivering presents- and take over the North Pole! Mu ha ha ha!

Oh, Santa baby...

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful good girl.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.


Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue. (Make that Outer Space!)
I'll wait up for you dear.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot.
I've been an angel all year.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed,
To a platinum mine.
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a
duplex, and checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's.
I really do believe in you.
Let's see if you believe in me. (An Alien!)

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone.
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Hurry down the chimney tonight!
Hurry down the chimney tonight!

Merry Christmas!

I'll be taking those presents! Mu ha ha ha!

21 comments:

Nola said...

Don't take the elves! Even if you do sing a killer Santa Baby!
Dachshund Nola

houndstooth said...

Well, I hope Freddie doesn't try anything here! Morgan will put the bite on him in a big way!

Bunny

Keith Andrea said...

.,hahaha nice post. pretty cool...


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Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Freddy, you are so terribly evil but we couldn't help but laugh!
Love that Christmas song.
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot x

K9 Katastrophie said...

I think I am going to hide all Christmas!!

Licks,
Ruthie

scotsmad said...

Oh no! Will this be the last Christmas ever? Will Evil Freddy ruin it for ever? Where is Alien?

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Evil Fredfie, dont you know that Santa is pure goodness and you just can't do THAT! Besides we are certain that you are on the naughty list.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Sarge said...

Wow, I think you'll fail fur sure on this one. Elves and Santa Paws have lots of magic. Much stronger than alien technology. However, I liked your song alot! Actually I have it on my playlist for my blog. The song almost makes up for your evil plot...almost! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Frankie Furter said...

How could such an EVIL filled one.. write such a grrrreat song??? Well, Freddie you will NOT be able to foil Santa Paws... NOPE. Christmas is Safe from YOU and your Evil Doings.
SO it is safe fur me to say..
WE WILL be having a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

3 doxies said...

Fredie, you are a strange little dude...with big plans. Howevers, if I can't take overs da world then you can not take overs da North Pole!
Uh, I was crackin' up overs your song.

To Alien and Sallie: Gosh, I HAS MISSED ya'll! I have missed being called Minx!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas!

Puddles

sprinkles said...

Hmmm...I've heard that song many, many times but I don't remember it being sung with those lyrics! bol

I do love that ring, so beautiful!

In case I don't get back around before the big day -- Merry Christmas!

Two French Bulldogs said...

alien..red is your color
Benny & Lily

Roo said...

BOL! Oh Evil Freddie gotta paw it to ya pal. You are quite the crooner ;)

Merry Christmas to all of you!
Roo

Zoolatry said...

Oh My Dog (and Cat!) ... if Santa Baby fills your wish list, he'll be at your house all night long without time to visit the rest of us! Oh well, you do deserve it all ... Merry Christmas, Sallie, to you and yours!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Wishing you and your familty a blessed & happy Christmas from our house to yours. Hope Santa Paws good to you!!

Gob bless you all today & always........Mona, Weenie & the Mommy too!!

Sarge said...

Hey Sallie & Alien!
Sending you wishes for a happy Christmas and a wonderful 2012!
Grr and a Merry Woof,
Sarge, Furiend

Suka said...

Pawsome song! Evil Freddy needs to be reminded of the Christmas Spirit, and leave Santa's Elves alone! Don't let him spoil Christmas!

I hope you get everything you asked for in your song. Then you can take me with you on your yacht! BOL!

Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas! And may your Christmas Day be filled with much love, happiness, and cheer! We are grateful for your friendship and look forward to following in your adventures in the new year!

Suka and K

Chicco said...

Hello! I really love your blog!!!
Come to visit me on my blog too?
I'm a new follower!
Merry Christmas!
Woof, woof,

Chicco

meowmeowmans said...

We hope you all had a very merry Christmas. Big holiday hugs from us to you!

Pup Fan said...

Hope you had a great Christmas!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Wishing you a very HAPPY NEW YEAR
May your New Year 2012 be blessed with peace, love and happiness. Sending our heartfelt wishes with joy that never ends.
Mango, Chubs, and Ximui

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