Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
Seems like everyone is scrambling for dates to the Blogville Valentine's Dance. See some recent posts here and here!
I have a problem too.
It isn't my lack dates, though most women are more interested in riding in my spaceship then spending quality time with me. See for yourself--
"Alien, are you taking me to the Valentine's Day Dance? Call me later!"
"Alien! I demand you take me to the Valentine's Dance. Pick me up early so we can cruise around in your spaceship. Oh, and by the way, your mother says to call her. She likes me best."
"You wish you looked this good in a bra!"
Oops! Forget that last one!
*Sigh.* Everytime I try to get to know a girl better, some crisis happens and I have to fly off on an adventure. I can't seem to find the right time to properly court a wife. Perhaps I should go single to the event? Maybe a mystery girl awaits me? Then again, last year my mysterious Lady in Red turned out to be Roo.
Valentine's Day....What's a lonely space alien to do?