Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
Sallie and I were all ready to attend class. I swear on the Queen of Hicbar's throne! And then--catastrophe struck. Sallie had strapped on her beautiful backback, compliments of Sarge's mom.
I even painted my flying saucer yellow, to look like a school bus.
But then THEY came.
After evading the MIB, FBI, and several black helicopters, we were able to dodge our pursuers. I let Sallie off at the nearest street corner, while I went to park my spaceship, but when I returned--she was gone!
All that remained was her green backpack!
I fear the government has taken her.
If anyone has seen Sallie. Please let me know!