Observation: Earthlings are addicted to fast food.
Plan: Take control of a fast food restaurant chain. Make humans kneel before me to feed their cravings. Mu ha ha ha!
Reason for failure: Became addicted to McDonalds french fries while researching. Damn that diabolical clown! Ronald McDonald is a worthy foe...
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