Monday, July 26, 2010

Puddles Birthday Roast


Translated with secret A.L.I.E.N. Technology:

Alien here.

Well, it's Puddles's Birthday Roast and I've decided to let the truth out of the proverbial bag. The truth is that Puddles is obsessed with me. As many of you know, I am searching for a bride to take back to my planet, Hicbar. Since announcing my mission-and the fact that I'm a prince-Puddles has, non to discreetly, suggested that she wants to go out with me. Point in fact, these posts: Here, here, and here. See what I mean? Fantasies of abduction, luring me into quiet, Hawaiian coves with a six pack of beer, whispering sweet nothings into my hearing ducts...Well, I'm not usually into assertive women, but since today is a special day, I've decided to take Puddles for a flight in my spaceship.

So here's to you, Puddles. You crazy, obsessed doggie you.

On this special day, may all your deepest wishes come true. Happy Birthday!

Love always,

Alien


video

27 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

Sallie you have cracked us up today. Puddles definitely has a come hither look which is obviously an out of this world look to the Alien.
HA
Madi and Mom

Benny and Lily said...

Happee Birthday Puddles!! Ooohhh alien secrets..
Have a fun day
Benny & Lily

George the Lad said...

Wow I am sure learning alot about Puddles, today that's for sure, its a great video, are you sure she will be pleased letting the Alien out the bag!!!
See Yea George xxx

3 doxies said...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA..dat video was out-of-dis-world...get outta dis world...okays, dat was just hilarious, I haves never really examined my obsession withs Alien too much but now I must ponder dis. I mean afters a beer.
Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing...hehehehe!
Dat was so marvelous and thanks fur joining in da fun.

Puddles

Frankie Furter said...

Oh Alien.... PLEASE take her to Hicbar. She would sooooo fit in. We all know she is a HICK and LOVES BARS.
ORRRRR you could push her off on Freddie since the Both have designs on taking over the WORLD. hehehehe

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Alien, that was great - we are happy you wanted to take Puddles for a ride but we sure hope you returned her, we would miss her terribly.

Happy Birthday, Miss Puddles.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Roo said...

Happy Birthday Puddles!

I did some Roosearch for you on how to communicate with aliens. Here are three tried and true tips I found:

1) Meditate daily. Focus on good gentle thoughts as aliens are telepathic.
2) Cooperate with the alien at all times. Aliens may get angry if you don't take their advice or do what they tell you.
3) Establish an ongoing relationship with them by telling them you want to participate in their breeding program.

Hope this helps :)
Roo

Alien said...

That is good advice, Roo.

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahhahahaah!! Miss Puddles is certainly trying to put da move on Alien~

Now that you mention it, I think I do see a blossoming romance! Hmmmmmm.....wonder what GREEN dachshund puppies would looks like!

MinnaK

The Heartbeats said...

BOL! Maybe Alien could take Puddles crazy neighbors instead? LOVE dat music!

Charli and me said...

What a wonderful blog you have and truly sweet post. Of course now you have Charli all jealous LOL I hope you have a great day!

mayziegal said...

Bom chicka wow wow! That Puddles - I never knew what a seedy-duck-tress she is!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

houndstooth said...

Alien is so fickle! Here I thought I was special when he asked me to dance at the luau! BOL! I hope he and Puddles will be very happy together! I'm a little scared about a litter of Alien puppies, though!

Bunny

the booker man said...

alien!
it was super duper nice of you to take miss puddles for a ride on the space ship for her birthday and all, but HOLY COW! she was totally trying to hypnotize you with those eyeballs of hers! be most super careful like!
*woof*
the booker man

Michelle said...

Oh Alien you have a sweet side! Happy Birthday Puddles. :)

Mr. Pip said...

Shhh!!!! Alien I told you not to tell anyone!

Your pal, Pip

Those Elgin Pugs said...

OH MY GOODNESSESSESSESS'S!!!!! BAHAhAHAHAHAHa!!!

Yousa funnies!!!! Puddles is for sure to forgets all 'bout her boyfriend 'da Gump Man!!! hee hee!!

So glad yous found our bloggy 'cuz yous be just as crazy as us!! SNORTS!!!!
pee-s..
our puppy mastiff brother (note..he's really a puggy, but he tinks he's a puppy mastiff) has a gurlfriend 'dat lives in seattle at 'da space ship needles and he is trying to gets to her by starting a band..bring backs 'da grunge music...hee hee- anyways.. one of his band mates is E.T's
Do yous know's E.T.'s??

Pug Hugs!!
Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

little princess Luna~ said...

OMD--BOL~!!!! I LOVED THAT VIDEO~!!!! TOOOOOO CUTE~!!!!! BOL BOL~!!!!! :D

hummm--i better make sure my big brofur Sid doesn't see this~!!!!

xo,
luna

Lorenza said...

I have learnt sooo many things about Puddles this day!
Good one!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

puppy love petwear said...

Happy Birthday Puddles!! Love those fluttering eyelashes! :) M xx

Feral Female said...

Happy birthday Puddles!

Bobby said...

How can that Alien resist those looks, they would melt my little heart. Hope you had a great birthday. I guess it was nice of him to give you a ride on his space ship.

K9friend said...

Beware of aliens with sweet talk and gifts! Happy birthday!

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

meowmeowmans said...

Happy birthday, Puddles!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh my Alien!!! We wondered where she had wandered off to at the Luau!! Now we know!!

Give my girl, Sallie, kisses for me!!

Indiana

Happy Weekend!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Donna Coe-Velleman said...

Happy Birthday Puddles! You sexy thing. Hope you enjoyed your spacecraft ride.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Happy birthday Puddles!
Have a pleasant fight in Alien's spaceship and come back in one piece!
Woof!

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