Monday, August 2, 2010

Lucienne Diver

Besides reading romance, Dawn loves to read romance blogs. I was sitting on Dawn's lap-getting scratchies- when I noticed Lucienne Diver was having a contest! (Click here) Lucienne's heroine, a vampire named Gina, is looking for some minions. Well, I don't know if I would make a good minion, but I sure would like to be Gina's sidekick! What do you think? Should I send her my video? Be sure to check out Vamped and Revamped for some valley-girl vampire humor. Here is an excerpt from Lucienne's website. And be sure to enter the contest for a free video camera!

Gina's "Valley Vamp Rules for Surviving Your Senior Prom" from the spring issue of Modern Goth Magazine:

1. Don't go strapless. I don't care how sexy you think it is, you're going to spend half the night tugging your dress back into place. If by some miracle it's tight enough to stay put, chances are you've got overhang. And let me just say for the record, "Ew."

2. Do not get so loaded at the after-prom party that you accidentally-on-purpose-end up in the broom closet with the surprise hottie of the evening-say the class chess champ who's somewhere lost his Coke-bottle lenses and undergone and extreme makeover-especially if that makeover has anything to do with becoming one of the undead.

3. If because of said chess champ's ridiculously irresistible vamp mojo you're compelled to skip Rule #2 , do not let your extremely jealous boyfriend-let's call him "Chaz"- catch you.

Sallie, Vampire sidekick!



Who better to have as a sidekick...
than a doggie fashionista?
Who isn't afraid...
of strange things.

I'll tell you when you look bad.
Who needs a mirror?
I'll scare the "uncool" undead away,
and look cute doing it. Tee he!

Who needs sunshine?
When you can have a great bag!

Sallie
(The best friend a vampire girl can have.)

25 comments:

3 doxies said...

Hahaha...I loves your video Sallie. It bes a shame da public can't vote...dang it!
LOves da prom tips...good thing they don't apply to me though.

Puddles

George the Lad said...

Good luck with the video. I like the bit, Who needs Sunshine? when you can have a great bag.
and the prom tips are funny but true.
See Yea George xxx

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Your video is great, Sallie = good luck with it. Our Dad is a big vampire fan, maybe he needs to read those books:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Benny and Lily said...

Oh the video...we are scared of that vampire lady. Keep your eye out
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

Oh, I totally hope you enter and win! That would be the coolest! Mom says you have to love a good vampire story!

Bunny

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Sallie, any vampire would be lucky to have you as a side kick! Just tell her Stumpy said so!

Lorenza said...

Your video is pawesome!
good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

little princess Luna~ said...

BRAVO sallie~!! BRAVO~!! :D
what a most pawsome video--loved the background music too. :)

xo,
luna

the booker man said...

miss sallie,
i think you would make a grrreat vampire sidekick! pretty please send in your video!!
*woof*
the booker man

Zona said...

Oh, Sallie, you would make a wonderuous sidekick! I hope your video wins!!

Wags,
Zona

Mr. Pip said...

Sallie - this is a great video! I love it, even though I kind of like sunshine and am afraid of the dark and strange things in the night!

Your pal, Pip

Feral Female said...

Great video Sallie! You`d be one cool vampire minion!

Lu-Lu & Lucius

3 doxies said...

Can you bring some chips to Zona's?

Puddles

Sallie said...

No problem, Puddles. I'll be there! LOL!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Sallie, you are the cutest, prettiest vampire sidekick I've ever seen!!

Love,
Indiana

Aksharaa said...

Oh Sallie!you make such a gorgeous doggie fashionista. we love your lovely feather cape.
you MUST enter your video....what a lovely vampire sidekick you will make!
PEE ESS: Daddy loves vampires!
Pee pee ess: we are glad you liked mummy's pictures
wags,
Buddy n Ginger

Nico and The Bandit said...

Sallie, you are the cutest vampire sidekick ever!

Bobby said...

Great just great good luck.

K9friend said...

Any vampire would be crazy not to choose you.

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

Donna Coe-Velleman said...

You should definitely send that in. It's original, funny and (excuse the pun) dog gone cute. Do it! :)

Rambo said...

G-Mom has a thingy for vampires too. She says they are mysterious creatures. I just don't get the obsession.
BTW...the video was great!!
oxox
Rambo

Those Elgin Pugs said...

oooooooo!!!! I like all this Vampire stuffs!! Did you know that I am IzZulA? Moi ha ha ha!!!

I like your tips and yous poems!!
Oh good stuffs!!
Loves, IzZY

George the Lad said...

Hey Alien, want you done with Sallie. Or was It you in that UFO!!!!! on me hoilday.
See Yea one worryed George xx

varkat said...

Dear Sallie Marie, most fashionable puppy and worthy minion,

I know you didn't officially submit your video (probably concerned that a paw print would not be accepted as a signature), but I would really love to post your video on my blog and accept you for minionhood (and the award it en-tails). Please let me know if that would be okay with you.

Thanks!
Gina

Gina Covello said...

Dear Sallie Marie, most fashionable puppy and worthy minion,

I know you didn't officially submit your video (probably concerned that a paw print would not be accepted as a signature), but I would really love to post your video on my blog and accept you for minionhood (and the award it en-tails). Please let me know if that would be okay with you.

Thanks!
Gina

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