Gina's "Valley Vamp Rules for Surviving Your Senior Prom" from the spring issue of Modern Goth Magazine:
1. Don't go strapless. I don't care how sexy you think it is, you're going to spend half the night tugging your dress back into place. If by some miracle it's tight enough to stay put, chances are you've got overhang. And let me just say for the record, "Ew."
2. Do not get so loaded at the after-prom party that you accidentally-on-purpose-end up in the broom closet with the surprise hottie of the evening-say the class chess champ who's somewhere lost his Coke-bottle lenses and undergone and extreme makeover-especially if that makeover has anything to do with becoming one of the undead.
3. If because of said chess champ's ridiculously irresistible vamp mojo you're compelled to skip Rule #2 , do not let your extremely jealous boyfriend-let's call him "Chaz"- catch you.
Who better to have as a sidekick...
than a doggie fashionista?
Who isn't afraid...
of strange things.
I'll tell you when you look bad.
Who needs a mirror?
I'll scare the "uncool" undead away,
and look cute doing it. Tee he!
Who needs sunshine?
When you can have a great bag!
(The best friend a vampire girl can have.)