Sunday, August 15, 2010

Handcuffs and Hundreds

Translated With Secret A.L.I.E.N. Technology:




Dear Alien,

I am very worried about you. Your cousin, Freddy, sent me an intergalactic space message. He writes that you have resorted to "dancing for money" in order to find a bride,



that you had an altercation with Earthling authorities,



and that you were involved in a prison break.


Please come home and abandon this absurd mission of yours.

Love,

Your Mother



I'm going to kill Freddy!


And the prison break looked more like this.



But one good thing came out of the Bachelor party. Thanks to Puddles, Pip, Mayzie and Daisy, several girls have asked me to be their date to the Wedding. (Apparently they think I'm hero) I know I will find my bride.

32 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

Alien, I am sure there is some nice young dawg that will be willing... I heard some of the girrrls at the bachelorette pawty thought you were HOT.

Minna Krebs said...

Every time I see that Chippendale piktur with da Alien 'head'.....I cracks up all over again!!!


MinnaK

Alien said...

Yes. The photographer was talented. I think Frankie and the girls should use them for the wedding.

Lorenza said...

Sure you are a hero!
I am sure you will go to the wedding with a beautiful girl at your side!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

houndstooth said...

Alien, I'm really sorry that I woke up this morning and found you handcuffed to Lilac's fan! I've been looking everywhere for that key! I swear!

Bunny

Donna Coe-Velleman said...

LOL GREAT! Thanks for the smiles and laughter.

scotsmad said...

Wow Alien, you've had some adventure! Glad you busted out before the wedding. See you there, you stud muffin, you.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Alien said...

There are worse things in life than waking up next to Lilac's fan. *Winks* Thanks, girls.

Mr. Pip said...

You are a regular James Bond! If you are interested in cats, Rosie "da boss" Cat said she would be most interested in getting to know you.

Your pal, Pip

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahaha...OMG...I thinks I just peed on myself.
I did hears bout da fan episode and Lilac.
Maybe you can pick all da girls up in your spaceship fur da wedding dis weekend, soon as Lilac finds dat key.

Puddles

Anny said...

You sure am the hero in the prison break with Pipster, Frankie and Anakin man :) You're the man! Now them ladies will all be lining up for you :)

woofs & licks,
Dommy

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Sallie, Alien has got some serious problems. there comes a time when you have to let go. I think alien is fast approaching that time. Please don't let him drag you down (or up as the case might be)

George the Lad said...

Alien, I'm sure a girl friend will pass your way soon, shes got to be out of this world to suit your needs.
See Yea George xxx

Sallie said...

I hear you, Stumpy. Next he will have a hoarding problem, like Puddles.

Marg said...

Those are hysterical pictures especially the ones that look somewhat human. Do be careful Alien, looks like you are getting in over your head. Please be careful. Have a great week.

Ann said...

LOL. Alien is taking a walk on the wild side huh?

Peggy Frezon said...

Sounds like a lot of wild fun been going on at this blog!

Remington said...

Now THAT was good! Thanks for the smile!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

What an adventure!! Thanks for the laughs! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

sprinkles said...

I always did go for "bad boys."

Thanks for stopping by my blog to say hi, Sallie!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

hee hees...those pho-toes are funnies..

Oh's Alien!!! I was just dumped recently 'den picked ups again... I's tinks yous cutes and I's like space ships.. butt nows I's taken 'dat quicks...
I tinks E.T. may know someones... Hmmmmmm....
so I's glad yous saved my brother and his furriends and behaved youself for 'da most part..

E.T wants to knows if he left an extra bag of his reese's in yous ships..

loves,
Josie..who else..whatcha tinks

Miley said...

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Roo said...

Careful alien, I hear the groupie crowd heading your way. Keep that spaceship running! Groupies can be weird.

Rootin for the pawfect alien bride to show herself soon,
Roo

Rosie Da Boss Cat said...

Hi Alien - Pip be out of town this weekend ...if you want to fly by.

Yours truly, Rosie "da boss" Cat

P.S.: I don't have me own blog YET, but Pip be my social secretary.

♥ Sallie said...

Thanks, Miley! We feel so loved!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Those are some pretty awesome looking authorities!!! Great post..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Pibble said...

OMG - too much! I love it! And this post is one of the reasons why we gave you an award. Stop by to pick it up! http://rescuek9.blogspot.com/

♥ Sallie said...

Thanks Pibble! You rock!

Sam said...

Alien! Come back before it is too late!

Sam

K9friend said...

Ha! That Alien certainly is a "man" about town!

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

Corbin said...

Holy puppies, those pictures are hilarious! Sorry I missed out on the fun! I love a good batch of TROUBLE!
-Corbin

Mochi and Mommy said...

Great post! :)

Mochi

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