Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
The wedding is approaching and my cellphone is ringing off the hook! Wait. Can cellphones ring off the hook? Oh, well. I wonder who is texting me now. Hmm. It's Rosie.
She says, "Alien. Don't forget to pick me up."
Rosie can be a bit bossy but I need a strong woman to bring back to Hicbar. Wait. I have another call...It's Molly.
"Alien, Can you give Shingo and me a lift to the wedding too?"
Hmm. That reminds me. I wonder if Sallie is going with that pup, Indiana. Looks like I have another call...
"Hi Alien! Dawn took me shopping for the wedding and I got my first purse! Do you like it?"
*Sigh.* I think she is too young for all of this. I'll just text her back that I like it and...Who is calling now?
"Muh ha ha ha. See you at the wedding, loser. "
You just wait, Freddy! I'll... Now who is calling?!
"Hey, Alien. It's Indiana. Is Sallie there? I want to make sure we are going to the wedding together."
Hmm. I guess they are going together. This will be their second date and... Blast! Another call. Oh! It's Lilac.
"Hi, Alien. Call me later!"
Oh, ho. Nice. I knew she handcuffed me to her fan because she liked me. I'll call her right now and...Ugh! Who is texting me now?!
"Hi you green, stud muffin. Hee he he."
That Francine sure is cute. I think I'll call her back first and...For the love of--Who is texting me now?!!
"E.T. Phone home."
Anakin has to teach him some more English. *Sigh* I think I'm going to turn off my cellphone and...Wait. Hello. What is this coming through....
Another picture from the Minx. Ha ha ha ha. What am I going to do with her?
Hmm. I have to get a final head count of who is coming in my spaceship. There is a weight limit. If you are coming with me, text me or leave a message in the comments below. I have a feeling this is going to be a wedding to remember.
Sallie and I would like to thank all of you who have given us awards lately. We particularly like our "Strange" award. Thank you, Roo, Miley, and Pibble. This post is dedicated to you. We will do a proper acceptance post and pass the awards along at a later date. If anyone can think of a blog that is "Strange" please let us hear your thoughts. You see, we have a difficult time defining strange.