Once there was an Evil Freddy who lived in a castle far far away.
There he locked the fair Sallie, who was known throughout the land.
And so it was that a traveler from the planet Hicbar happened by one day.
"Please climb up my hair, kind Sir," Sallie said, "so that you may rescue me. "
And that is what Alien did.
He climbed up Sallie's long, black hair.
"Ouch! That kind of hurts!"
And the rest is fairy tale history, an early form of romance.
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