Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
After battling Evil Garden Gnomes and Turkeys in Istanbul for over a month,
(See Pip's Blog for the Grande Finale. I put this photo on my space fridge.)
And bending Physics and Time as much as I dare.
(Above: Time/Space Portal)
(Below: Amazing Alien footage from Pip's Mom)
It was time to head home.
But all was not well on the home front. There was talk of friends being ill, a possible cow and snowman invasion, and more--A warriors work is never done. But Sallie was so exhausted I couldn't drag her half way around the world again.
"Time travel makes me dizzy!"
And so I set out alone to do some reconisance and see what evil awaited me next. For there is always evil in the world. It is never entirely defeated. I must keep vigilant so my friends are safe in their beds this Holiday season.
Stay tuned this December for the...
Holiday Battle Royale!
Just teasing. I'm off to visit Blueberry. I seem to have developed a new crush.
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