And I do NOT believe in Santa.
Last Christmas, Sallie and I waited for Santa.
I've been all over the galaxy and I've never seen a red-suited man driving a reindeer-powered sleigh. But I was willing to believe, since my friends believe in me.
But this year Sallie is getting a present!
I don't care if I have to steal a reindeer and tie it to my spaceship! Santa, if you do exist, I'm taking over delivery for Blogland this year. And I have some rehabilitated garden gnomes and flying turkeys to help me! Anyone else want to tag along? And yes, we will probably wind up incarcerated again.