Sunday, December 5, 2010

I don't believe in Santa

Translated with Secret Alien Technology:

Alien here,

And I do NOT believe in Santa.

Last Christmas, Sallie and I waited for Santa.

And waited.

And waited.

And waited.

And waited.

I've been all over the galaxy and I've never seen a red-suited man driving a reindeer-powered sleigh. But I was willing to believe, since my friends believe in me.

But this year Sallie is getting a present!

I don't care if I have to steal a reindeer and tie it to my spaceship! Santa, if you do exist, I'm taking over delivery for Blogland this year. And I have some rehabilitated garden gnomes and flying turkeys to help me! Anyone else want to tag along? And yes, we will probably wind up incarcerated again.



Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! You got to believe in Santa. Oh well in my house there's only one Santa ... Guess WHO? Santa Sugar (you got to check out my Santa post this coming Wednesday). Mmmm I wonder what kind a present you'll be receiving Sallie Mmmm ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

3 doxies said...

OKay dis sounds like some crazy fun! Hmmmm...I wonders if my laundrey basket could be of some use.

Nice Hugh Hefner robe you got theres.


houndstooth said...

Hot Diggity Dog! Alien, we're in!

Blueberry is still swooning over that spaceship ride!


Ann said...

Don't believe in Santa? Well it is nice of you to take over if he doesn't show up. Maybe you just have been showing up on his naughty list and that's why he doesn't come around.

K9 Katastrophie said...

I'll come!! If my boyfurend doesn't mind.


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

No wonder Santa didn't show up. Number 1 you have to believe he's coming and Number 2 you have to be asleep!

That mad Christmas eve dash sounds like fun. Take lots of pictures. We'll be asleep.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Anonymous said...

Roodolph would luv to tag along :)

Just tell me what and where and I'm there!

By the way Alien, you look marvelous in red ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roodolph the red-nosed reindog

♥I am Holly♥ said...

I want to come!! I've been in jail once already so what's another time anyway!!! It sounds like fun!!! Lots of love, Holly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

That is one Fancy Schmancy jacket you're wearing Alien.
Now I want in... butt I have two thingys.. Furst I have Pawmised the Wives NEVER to end up in the Puppy Pokey again.. and I gotta be home fur my 10:00 PM Pee.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We are all for another trip with you, but we think you need to change your mind and BELIEVE in Santa Paws, then offer to help him out.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Anonymous said...

Mee is in fur sure . WooHoo mi furst adventure

PeeS. Richie sayd counts him in two

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

Alien, I didn;t see any cokies for Santa or carrots for his reindeer. That could be the problem!

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello alien its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am pritty shoor santa eksists on akkownt of last yeer we went to the north pole to git owrselvs off the nawty list and ended up gitting into an aerial war with him!!! so be kayrful he has flying elvs and silkwurm missils and varyus other armaments!!! ok bye

Barbara said...

How do we join your spaceship?

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

BOL Puddles comment on your robe is funny! This santa adventure sounds like fun.


The Daily Pip said...

You know I am there!!! Just don't tell my mom - she was thinking I might take it easy until after the first of the year. But duty calls!

Your pal, Pip

jen said...

Yay!!! Another fun and crazy adventure!
Count us in:)

Wyatt said...

I believe fur sure!! But, I bet Santa could use some help and the spaceship would be a nice touch. Maybe just put some twinkly lights on it!


Unknown said...

Is there really no Santa? I'll wait for him this year and check it out but I'll make sure I fall asleep too. People say Santa only comes to children who are fast asleep so I'll sleep.

Sketching with Dogs said...

Ooh, someone isn't going to get any presents if he doesn't believe in Santa - naughty Alien, BOL!
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot xx

Unknown said...

BOL aliens xmas robe, I love it! I need one in Freds size!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

hee hees!! Oh Alien!! Why is 'da Mommy laufing at yous robe! 'da Josie loves it!! Anakin gots a fancy robe too, butt not like 'dat one.. 'dat one is cool!!

Okay.. so we's like 'dis talk a lot 'bout Santa Man and stuffs... so.. if you need some extra helps wits 'da tag alongs.. we's in..
We's totally belief in Aliens.. Alf, E.T. Yous!! So we's open to yous theory on Santa Man.. and perhaps some holiday magic may change yous mind on 'da Man in 'da red suit? hee hees


The Luke said...

Please to believe in the Santa!!! Not only does he bring fun stuffies and treats and such, but he he's also kinda of a messy eater and leaves cookie crumbs behind...

And I LOVE cookie crumbs!

wif love from the Luke

sprinkles said...

I got your Christmas card today, thank you!

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

If you don't mind kitties helping out, we're more than happy to be your elves!!!!

We are purring the adorable Sallie gets tons of stuffs this Christmas.


Marg said...

We would love to tag along too but Sally, you have to believe in Santa. He really is real. We always get pressies that are from Santa so he must be real.
But we would love to ride along with you too. That sounds like great fun.
Take care and have a good afternoon.

Brian said...

Hey, we're always up for an adverture!!!

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL Sallie that Alien is a riot!!
You sweet girl need to keep a watch on the chimney on the 24th oh and take some No-dooz pills...then we are sure you will see Santa. FYI: he likes chocolate chip cookies.

Remington said...

Oh there is a Santa! I met him last year! Cool dude!

Teddy Bear said...

We are SO there!:)

Teddy Bear

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Have faith Alien!! We loved your Christmas card!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Scooter said...

Hey Alien!
Go for it dude! Whatever gets us doggies the most loot works for us. Just watch out for those reindeer hooves!
Grr and Woof,

Unknown said...

Oh this sounds like so much funs! I need to put my thinking cap soon as I stop giggling over da Hugh Hefner doppleganger..Alien!!! hehehehehhehheehee

Wyatt said...

Put down the martini and grab a warm coat, it's going to be a long night! Thanks fur saving Christmas!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

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