Translated with Secret Alien Technology:
Sallie and I wanted to be home to celebrate George's Birthday.
But we had to battle evil Turkeys and Gnomes. (I did manage to smuggle some Turkish treats to help George celebrate when we get home.)
The battle was fierce. There were turkey feathers and little red hats everywhere. I thought we would never succeed. But thanks to my friends, especially a pup named Pip, we were able to ferret them out. (See Links below.) Most importantly, we were able to find Sallie, who had been captured. (Garden gnomes might be great diggers, but Sallie is an expert.)
Sallie and I want to thank Pip's mom for supplying the great pictures and for making this a battle to remember! Be sure to stop by Pip's blog on Monday for the exciting conclusion of the Thanksgiving Battle Royale! We couldn't have done it without you.
And we want to thank everyone else who posted a link. Be sure to e-mail us your addresses. We have special prizes for Pip, Roo, The Elgin Pugs, and K-9 Katastrophie. Thank you all.