We interrupt the longest sword fight in Blogland history for a special announcement.
I got presents!
Our pal, Roo, had a "crappy little contest"and I won! Woohoo! Last time Roo sent me a present it had the best treats in it.
I can't wait to open the box. There are three of them!
What's this? Can I eat it?
I'm starving.What the heck is this thing?
And what is this? It won't stay still.
Can I eat this? *Swat!*
There has to be some food in this squeaky toy.
This is fun!
I will get you squeaky!
Wait a second. What does this toy say?
Poop Tarts!? I was chewing on Poop Tarts?
What the heck is all this, Alien?
I believe it is Flush Puppies biodegradable and flushable doggie bags and some pup potpourri spray. In other words, bathroom products.
Oh! Ha! Ha! Roo is so funny. Perfect presents for a "crappy little contest." He sure did get me! Boy, is my face red.
Thank you, Roo! You are hysterical!
And you give the best crap!
Now beam us to Chicago, Alien. I could go for one of Pip's cheeseburgers. Stat!