Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Important Interruption!

We interrupt the longest sword fight in Blogland history for a special announcement.

I got presents!

Our pal, Roo, had a "crappy little contest"and I won! Woohoo! Last time Roo sent me a present it had the best treats in it.

I can't wait to open the box. There are three of them!

What's this? Can I eat it?

I'm starving.What the heck is this thing?

And what is this? It won't stay still.

Can I eat this? *Swat!*

There has to be some food in this squeaky toy.

This is fun!

I will get you squeaky!

Wait a second. What does this toy say?

Poop Tarts!? I was chewing on Poop Tarts?

What the heck is all this, Alien?

I believe it is Flush Puppies biodegradable and flushable doggie bags and some pup potpourri spray. In other words, bathroom products.

Oh! Ha! Ha! Roo is so funny. Perfect presents for a "crappy little contest." He sure did get me! Boy, is my face red.

Thank you, Roo! You are hysterical!

And you give the best crap!

Now beam us to Chicago, Alien. I could go for one of Pip's cheeseburgers. Stat!


Kari in Alaska said...

hee hee those are silly presents!


Gail Wilson said...

Oh My Gosh...we are still laughing sooo hard. We love the Flush Puppies and Poop Tarts..Fantastic gifts!!
Thanks for the great laugh!
Hugs and wag, Mistyay, Maggie and M.O.M.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bruuhaaaaahaaaa! Jokes on you! Nothing to eat AND something to make you stink! Roo has a breat sense of humour.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

rottrover said...

ROLB!!! Gret job, Roo!! Enjoy, Sallie - and congrats!!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Congratulations on winning!! Cool presents!!! Lots of love, Holly & Mom

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HOOOOOWLLLLL HaaaaRooooo Whoooooooo HaHaHA... BOL BOL I am just Rollin in it here!!! THAT is the mostest PERFECT EVER prize pressie package fur a CRAPPY Contest!!!

CONGRATULATION SALLIE MARIE... I think it is the bestest Pressie Box I have EVER SEEN.

I LOVE ROO.. he has the most wonderful sense of humor!!!
AND... you are a super duper GRRRRRREAT Sport!!!!
Poop Tarts... I'm LOVIN IT!!!! BOL BOL

Amber DaWeenie said...

Well, now whats did you expects to gets from a....crappy contest?

The Daily Pip said...

Can someone press the play button again so I can see who wins the sword fight?? BOL!! I crack myself up.

Poop tarts!! Brother Roo is a funny guy! Gotta love him!

Your pal, Pip

The Daily Pip said...

P.S: Sallie, the burgers on our the grill! Oh and Alien, after you drop Sallie off maybe swing down to Bunny's house. Lilac needs a little TLC.

The Daily Pip said...

One more time "the burgers are on the grill". Mama put your glasses on!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Wow, Sallie, you got a crapload of stuff there!!! BOL - we love that Poop Tart - is it strawberry flavored?

Congrats on your win. Can you drop a couple of those burgers at our place on your return flight

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Lorenza said...

Good one from Roo!
Kisses and hugs

houndstooth said...

BOL! That is hilarious! I'm glad you won and not me!

Lilac says she'll be ready for Alien. She has Morgan locked in the crate!


Anakin Man said...

hee hee
very funny prezzie!

Hey if yous in 'da area-
my bro might like a lift somewheres-


Anonymous said...

Hope you don't get too poop-ed playing with your new crap Sallie ;P

Waggin at ya sunshine,

Anonymous said...

PeeS: Yes, magic gardens definitely count! You don't happen to have any carnivorous plants in it do you? Mom loves those! What can I say, she's er...different ;P

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahahaha...hehehehehee...OMD, what a crap load of pressies you sgot Sallie! I really don't thinks I can stop laughin' nows! Dis was too friggin' hilarious!
You'll be clean as a whistle nows.


Corbin said...

Great presents!

Pup Fan said...

Presents are the best! :)

Amber-Mae said...

That's a super awesome crappy prize you got there guys!

Scooter said...

Hey Sally!
Wow, what fun pressies! Roo did a great job with this potty pressie pack. This is BOL funny! Were the poop tarts good?!?!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Wyatt said...

Poop Tarts and Flush Puppies...Haha!


tweedles said...

Congratulations on your winnings!!!
Nothing to eat?
Whats this I hear about burgers???

V.L. Locey said...

Ha! Poop Tarts!

meowmeowmans said...

Those are some really awesome crappy prizes you got, Sallie! :)

Suka said...

hey Sallie,

What a great reason to interrupt the longest sword fight in Blogland ever, to see Roo's "crappy" gifts! BOL! Roo is a riot! He is so funny and clever! We love the gifts he got you, and I especially love the stuffie!

I would take slight offense, though, at the Potpourri Spray, because my poop don't stink! BOL!

Congratulations on winning Roo's crappy contest, Sallie!


DP said...

Awww how fun!!!

-DP and Gracie
Tails and Misadventures of a First Time Shih Tzu Owner

the booker man said...

miss sallie!

heehee! gratsers on your pressies from roo!

the booker man

Katie said...

looks like some good little prizes but it sounds like tehy are morefor your mom to use than you, starting june 22 I will be having a huge package of goodoies for you to have a chance to win inclusing a neater eater, freezy pups(they are delish), and a really good food(30lb bag) on mne nd my kitties blog: http://petreviewsforu.blogspot.com/

Love ya sister look a like( are we both jac a bee's? my mopmmy said we really do look a lot a like and are adorable, do you live close by?we could have a playdat?)

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