Monday, July 22, 2013

Shopping for Scarves and Wives

Translated with Secret Alien Technology:

Alien here! 

With everything happening in our lives lately, the last thing I needed was an interplanetary call from my mother, The Queen of Hicbar, asking if I had found a bride yet. She turns two hundred and sixty years old this week and fears she will die without grandchildren.

  I explained that I had found the woman of my dreams. But, like Cinderella, she continued to allude me. ( Luckily Roo leant me his red shoe as evidence that I was seriously searching.)

Meanwhile, I dashed off to buy the old nag a present. 

I couldn't decide which silk scarf would compliment her green fur.... 

Any suggestions? 

For a wife too! 



The Daily Pip said...

Dearest Alien ...I know things didn't work out with my sassy sister, Rosie ...but I also look fabulous in red. I'm older and more relaxed - not the jealous type like Rosie.

XOXO, Moo Shu
(Pip's OTHER feline sister)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

So many color choices- gee- the colors of the rainbow!
Thankyou for your sweet comment.

Wyatt said...

Top row, second from the right! She'll love it!


Sweet William The Scot said...

Alien do people live longer on Hicbar my Lee had a birthday today and she feels ancient.
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
Sweet William The Scot

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We think that scarf on the right with the bit of green might be a goer. Hope you find an Alieness soon.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

houndstooth said...

I hope that when you find her we get invited to the wedding!


Two French Bulldogs said...

You look very dapper alien
Benny & Lily

Sketching with Dogs said...

Good luck on your quest for the perfect wife. We like the yellow scarf in the bottom row.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Unknown said...

Orange for us. We agree hope you find an alieness soon too. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

I would choose a yellow scarf. Have a great tuesday and good luck with the woman of your dreams

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We just could NOT decide what color would be RIGHT... so we say... ALL OF THEM...

stellaroselong said...

MY Dearest Alien:
I was wondering if WHEN you do find a wife IF that MEANS they MUST go live with your momma far far far far away from EARTH COS if it does boy oh boy do I have a girl as in MARGARET for you!!!! If it doesn't then I am sorry but I can't help you ...except we like all the scarves also.
stella rose

sprinkles said...

Well, you could always get her one of each scarf! That way, you can't go wrong! Kind of a spendy alternative though.

I'm sure you'll find a little lady friend soon. They say you'll find someone when you aren't looking.

Ziggy Stardust said...

The bright orange one on the bottom right will be beautiful. It will stand out and make her feel regal. I hope you can get it to Hicbar in time. Perhaps you could go on a dating show to look for a mate.

Loveys Sasha

meowmeowmans said...

We think the one on the top right would be really nice, Alien! Good luck, buddy!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi my friend- I came to see if everything turned out okay?

pibble said...

You know, purple really sets off green - that might be a guide for your purchase...

Hey - just wondering where Roo is these days? I can't find his blog anywhere. Is everything okay? I've been off-line for a while and now I'm finally catching up. If you know, will you drop me a line at

Thanks! xoxo

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